Dante83:
"I will now take pre-aproved questions from honor roll students."
Destroyah_13:
"Booga booga! But seriously kid, I would be less scared of myself than this wallpaper your mom has up. I mean, WOW."
Dante83:
Aaron Spelling announcing more firings...
holoclown:
Oh my Gahd, its hideous. Let's see if I can punch it without looking directly in its face.
Randal_Flagg:
"I just can't bear to look at you, you Faith Hill wannabe!"
Randal_Flagg:
"Nope, still can't bear to look at you."
holoclown:
At the end of WWII the Nazis had resorted to throwing angry cats at their enemies.
MrZyzyk:
The stench of his own misery followed Nathan like a small, blue cloud.
UnReality:
"Previously, on the Young Liberace Chronicles..."
skaberry:
Your... third nipple... it's... so sexy... *gasp*
MrZyzyk:
"Look, I just trimmed my nose hairs!"
MrZyzyk:
Self-Defense 101: 1st, get attacked. 2nd, have the guy stand with his legs waaay apart. 3rd, kick him in the nuts. 4th, run like hell, screaming like a banshee.
holoclown:
Well, one good thing about the plague. The ugly shirts are dirt cheap.
Randal_Flagg:
"Don't you just love Purple Passion, Harold?"
JohannGambolputty:
That's it! We're not about to allow this sort of smut to be shown on screen!
holoclown:
"You got your handlebars on my bicycle!" "You got your bicycle on my handlebars!"
Randal_Flagg:
Molly Ringwald wakes up after a hard night of drinking, and is startled to see that she was picked up by the Saturn logo.
Randal_Flagg:
I don't know why everyone was surprised that Nadine turned to Randall Flagg. I mean, his image was constantly hovering around her.