Frostiness:
Hi, I'd like to tell you about the exciting new program, 'Prostitues for Jesus.'
Randal_Flagg:
"Looking back, having that woman's head surgically attached to my shoulder was a bad idea. Makes it almost impossible to go to the bathroom..."
Neriya:
Index finger... on... C flat... Damn! I'm telling Spielberg to play his own alien music next time!
Billy_Zoom:
What the??? The Cabbage Patch Kids are fighting!
Billy_Zoom:
Hey, isn't this the end of "Red Dawn." Patrick Swayze comforts a mortally wounded Charlie Sheen...
Randal_Flagg:
Just when you thought it was safe, the Crystaline Entity returns.
holoclown:
Just stand right there. This thing does open in the back, right?
HoneyT:
Jude Law's morphing into a werewolf.
TrezKu:
This means you, Hobbits.
Randal_Flagg:
Those extra-padding helmets some players wear look ridiculous...
Dante83:
Cue Bond Music: "Ba da BAA DAAAAAAAA..."
TrezKu:
"Never... um... aww crap, what was that other word?
Randal_Flagg:
Jesus Christ!
ObsidianLeopard:
Jennifer Lopez lets out a heartbreaking sob after she loses her short-shorts at an episode of MTV's "Behind The Music..."
holoclown:
Come, girl, and bask in the golden light of my crotch.
Randal_Flagg:
Eww! She's got *man-hands*!
Das_Hunterman:
"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks! It is the east! M-O-O-N... and that spells Juliet."
holoclown:
Like this, Lassie. Watch me. You've been horribly injured. Remember: pitiful! Pitiful!