animebabe:
"You see that dark area, Sally? That's where I buried your Mama..."
JohannGambolputty:
This Movie Unfair To Paraplegics!
zeroskater80:
Quite the motley crew of flood survivors eh? We got Fonzy, Mr. McFeely, Terry Gillman...
Randal_Flagg:
"Uhhh... It's just a birth defect. The extra appendage growing out of my back is just a birth defect. Yep. That's all it is. No alien here! Nosiree-Bob!"
Randal_Flagg:
"Here, you need to lift your skirt up. Like *this*."
Randal_Flagg:
"Honey, you have a nasty little creature on your shoulder. Don't move, I'll brush it away."
Destroyah_13:
"Hey. Look at me. I am the gay motorcylce man. I'm riding my big moto like a Hell's Baby. Vroom." (Yep. Fun and pain await.)
Randal_Flagg:
"I'm sorry. I forgot to put my helmet on before giving a headbutt. I'm so ashamed."
Destroyah_13:
"Aw, don't be sad. We're all one big evil family here."
Destroyah_13:
Giving up on all real humans, Veronica takes up whoring in Bedrock.
Randal_Flagg:
"Melvin and Howard."
Randal_Flagg:
"And then there was the time I was in South America, and this huge boulder tried to crush me. Then that weasel Belloq took my idol, before I even had..."
Randal_Flagg:
"Cold Hands, Warm Heart." So I keep my hand on my heart, trying to warm it up.
Dante83:
Terry Bradshaw in a role that will inspire you.
Randal_Flagg:
...and so, the World Championship of Hopscotch began.
Destroyah_13:
Man, the Olsen twins did NOT improve with age.
Randal_Flagg:
John Madden sits, broken-hearted. Shit his pants, wishes only he farted.
Destroyah_13:
"Y'know, despite all that's been going on, I still wish I was a ninja."