Destroyah_13:
After his master's untimely death in the plague, Calvin's bicycle searched for more victims.
MStzilla:
The only man for thousands of miles, and he still wanders around before going for the condom section.
poncho_monkey:
Randy was destined to meet the love of is life in Strobel's gas station, and he did on this fateful day.
HoneyT:
What a perfect recipe for a nightmare... meeting Alanis Morrisette in Rite-Aid.
Randal_Flagg:
.oO (Sure... Every time I get a hot chick coming on to me, this damned chestburster has to make an appearance...)
MWT77:
"What the hell do you mean by 'have I ever heard of deodorant'?!"
Randal_Flagg:
"Come on, Honey. Smile. Come on, you can do it. Smile so Mommy can have a pretty picture of her special little man. Aww... Don't be Mr. Frowny-Pants."
HoneyT:
Now, Simon Says do the tarantella while singing an aria from "il Pagliacci!"
Destroyah_13:
The last known picture of "Upskirt Patty."
HoneyT:
No, Harvey, see, you do the hokey-pokey, and THEN you turn yourself around... *that's* what it's all about.
Randal_Flagg:
I always knew that highway had a yella streak. I knew it!
holoclown:
There will be no more debate. It's The Stand. Period.
Destroyah_13:
"And one more thing: If you ask me if im a member of the California Raisins one more time, I'll slap you silly."
Randal_Flagg:
"Mmmm. Come to Dagobah, will you? Learn the ways of the Force, you wish? Yessss..."
Randal_Flagg:
"You know something? You are one freaky chick, Mala."
Randal_Flagg:
Oh... GREAT! Sci Fi got a hold of some of Rob Lowe's sex tapes!
Destroyah_13:
"You promise you're Tyra Banks?" "Sure I am! Would I lie to a blind man?"
Randal_Flagg:
I hear their stage shows really stink. Lays an egg every time.