CrazyBob:
Sorry, honey, we have to do it doggy style again. You look so much like "Dondi" it creeps me out.
MrZyzyk:
"Look honey, this place has real potential... a few coats of paint, some drapes, get rid of the corpses..."
MSTzilla:
Phil does his best "Jett Jaguar" impersonation and tries to scare old men.
HoneyT:
We now return to "Carry Me Back to Old Lake Okechobee," already in progress.
HoneyT:
Never dare a hermaphrodite to do yoga.
mistie406:
Tap out! Come on, man tap out! I said tap out!
HoneyT:
*groans * Who am I kidding? That was the suckiest action I've ever gotten since Kennedy!
Destroyah_13:
"Man, I can feel the leeches... they're just waiting for night... to crawl up and die on this tent... The horror..."
ArchHallJr:
(signs) I'm looking for teenage girls who don't know what a video camera is.
ArchHallJr:
"I'm doing the reverse to myself of what Michael Jackson is doing to himself."
mistie406:
Apparantly the big plague kills everybody but B-List celebrities. I don't know why, Something depressing about knowing you'll be outlived by Carrot Top.
Destroyah_13:
"You're a stupid lummox who couldn't use proper manners if his life depended on it!" "Well… you're a big dummy dumb head!"
MSTzilla:
"Um, Mother Abagail? I fell asleep wearing clothes. Why are we all naked when we see you?" "Heheh, cause they're my dreams too, sweetie!"
Destroyah_13:
"I loves it when the bugs fly in my mouth!"
MSTzilla:
Two guys left in the world... and they move right into the "Amityville Horror" house.
HoneyT:
The neighbors knew right from the start that little Timmy McVeigh was a different sort of specimen...
MSTzilla:
Ed Begley Jr. has become even more smug now that his solar powered car is the only one that works.
Randal_Flagg:
I really hate the talent shows at the county fair...