Indomitus:
It just happened to be that moment when he glanced over and noticed the dildo on the night stand...
Randal_Flagg:
"...and the straw was too big, and I had to suck through it like *this*!"
MSTzilla:
Susan finds out the hard way that her little brother has been keeping her dildo in the freezer.
Zak_L:
Oh shit! Danny Bonaduce is busted again!
Indomitus:
Who is it? Flagg? Satan? ... Worse. It's Kip Winger.
Randal_Flagg:
Either Bob Dylan about to fall off his stool after too much booze and drugs, or Tom Baker doing his impression of the Bobbing Bird.
Indomitus:
We now return to Prince's "Purple Grain"
rminor:
Al Gore wakes up with yet another hangover...
Indomitus:
"Daddy? I want a drink of water and a bedtime story."
rminor:
Smith & Wesson: For Those Stuffy Sneezy Itchy Dying from A Weird Plague Days
Randal_Flagg:
"Face-Hugger! Face-Hugger!" "Stop it, Stu! I'm telling mom!"
Randal_Flagg:
The full-body condom joke realized.
dark_viper29:
When is he going to be back with that ice cream?
ArchHallJr:
"What the hell should I be happy about? You're going to be in 'Traffic' and I'm going to be in a soup line."
HoneyT:
Ted Dansen IS Jack the Ripper.
Destroyah_13:
"Of COURSE I'm a perfectly sane person. Now just put your face really close to the bars so I can... uh... look at you."
Destroyah_13:
The road to Hell wouldn't be too bad, if it wasn't for the pileup problems...
HoneyT:
Bless us oh Lord and these Thy gifts...