MSTzilla:
Stanley always wanted to live his life as a chameleon... he has issues.
Randal_Flagg:
I see the Ceti eel is making it's way up to Chekov's ear...
rminor:
It's one of the guys from those Pentium commercials a few years ago!
MSTzilla:
"Here at the 'Teletubbie Institute,' we weed out the undesirables. Only the best get to be Tinky Winkys."
Randal_Flagg:
"No way. No way. No WAY! NO WAY! No way. No way. OK. Bye!"
MSTzilla:
"One ringie dingie..." *snort, snort, snort*
MSTzilla:
"Damn it John! We're in a convertible and you have to puke on my new floor mats?!"
yuppy:
Drop that N*SYNC cd!
MSTzilla:
"They're pulling us over. I knew not having a rear view mirror would catch up to us some day..."
rminor:
Osama-Cam!
Indomitus:
"I drawed yous a pitchur tuh make you fill bettuh."
MSTzilla:
I'm not sure what he does for a living... but I'm fairly confident he's NOT a Shop teacher.
Randal_Flagg:
This is the only way he could get Gary Coleman's attention.
rminor:
Pssst! Spock!!! Can you show me how to make that laser thingie out of this transponder again?
Randal_Flagg:
"You ever been a prison bitch before, new meat?"
MSTzilla:
Wilber thought that he was going to judge a "cheese contest," only to re-read the application to see it was a "cheese cutting contest."
Randal_Flagg:
Lakers must have won the Championship again...
MSTzilla:
Donnie Osmond cops a feel on Marie... Church of Mormon my a**!