MrZyzyk:
The TVs suck in these cheap motels...
rminor:
Ben Stiller and John Lithgow in thirty years.
MrZyzyk:
Dances at the old folks home were never a pretty sight
rminor:
"Pssst... I say we sneak out of this movie and slip over to the movie on Lifetime..."
rminor:
Crocodile Hunter!
Randal_Flagg:
"No! No, look away! I'm hideous!"
rminor:
It's the new rapper, MC Mayonnaise!
MSTzilla:
Monica Lewinski daydreams of her nights in the Oral Office.
rminor:
Molly Ringwald IS Monica Lewinsky
Billy_Zoom:
Look at her, with her nose up in the air like that... jeez, Molly Ringwald just thinks she better than all of us.
GlitterRock:
Cheap Film Effect #12: Hero reads 'Dear John' letter from fiancé ... Fiancé appears in bubble nearby, reading the letter aloud...
MSTzilla:
"The Gumby thing is really working baby. I'm pitchin' quite a tent... call me Pokey and get on all fours!"
rminor:
"Oh, Kyle!" "Oh, Stanley!" "Kiss me!!!"
Billy_Zoom:
Hey you guys, is that shadowy figure in this shot one of those elusive truck farmers?
GlitterRock:
"No, I ain't Aunt Jemima. I'm Aunt Jambalaya. Jemima lives two blocks down."
MSTzilla:
"Welcome to the crypt. Heheheheeeeehehee!"
GlitterRock:
A sheriff that comes with his own dual tape-deck!
Randal_Flagg:
"Firm chest, nice teeth. Good bone structure... I'll give you $20.00 for him. Deal?"