max_mallon:
"Might as well make some use of your excessive lactating!"
Randal_Flagg:
The greatest Elvis impersonator of all time. If he were black. And lived to be seventy years old.
MSTzilla:
The world may be at an end, but at least the 24 hour porn channel is still up and running.
Randal_Flagg:
"I rang this bell every time I climaxed." "I didn't hear no bell." "Exactly..."
HoneyT:
Have some more of my plasma which I emitted from my vagina... er, I mean, Gallo Red Wine.
MSTzilla:
They survived the plague only to die in a rollover crash when their Firestone's come apart.
Randal_Flagg:
"Damn girl! Did you eat a watermelon seed or something?"
MSTzilla:
"Okay Demi. We've all seen it before. Please put your clothes back on now, the Vanity Fair people are gone."
Randal_Flagg:
"I'm making souls fall!"
Randal_Flagg:
"Get offa that damn computer, Harold! Go out and get some sun!" "But Mom! Caption This is hopping tonight!"
max_mallon:
After years of rooting through garbage, Cleetus finally found something that will most likely kill him.
TVs_Neal:
"Damn you kids got it easy! When I was a boy we didn't have not TV or hoola-hoops..." (grandfather clock, you see, heh... OK, shoot me)
MSTzilla:
Tonya Harding tries to convince Randy Gartner to join her in the Icecapades first tag-team battle royal.
Randal_Flagg:
"Gimme something to cover this hickie?"
Randal_Flagg:
About to be attacked by the Crystalline Entity's child.
TVs_Neal:
"Listen up girl, the prom was 15 years ago. LET IT GO."
Randal_Flagg:
Molly Ringwald's in the hospital! Oh no! Everyone ignore Bishop Desmond Tutu and tend to Molly!
Enapov:
It appears that the mistake that you made with the k-y jelly and the super glue will have long lasting affects for you...