MSTzilla:
"We watch from a distance, as the mother picks nits from her baby's hair. Support Mutual of Omaha's 'Wild Kingdom.'"
TVs_Neal:
Tonight on Masterpiece Theater: Part 8 of "I, John Cougar."
Randal_Flagg:
*Eskimo Kiss*
Randal_Flagg:
Depressed because try as she might, she is just no comparison to the goddess Faith Hill.
WEIRD_1:
Davy, do you take your sister to be your wife...
max_mallon:
Once again, Cousin Bob manages to sneak in a beer during the annual family picnic without anyone knowing.
Randal_Flagg:
Nope. Sorry, honey. Still not Faith. Keep trying.
TVs_Neal:
"Woooh... thank God for Depends... now what were you saying?"
DrDemento:
"B-R-I-A-N-B-O-Y-T-A-N-O, that spells MOON."
TVs_Neal:
"Don't you FUCKING look at me!" *HSSSSSSSSS* "MOMMY! MOMMY!!"
Randal_Flagg:
"Listen to me. I *AM* Batman!"
MSTzilla:
"...He did WHAT with my underwear??!!"
max_mallon:
Yeah, all toughies sit backwards in their chairs. Yup, that's true.
MSTzilla:
The Ghostbusters walk into a trap.
Randal_Flagg:
.oO (Fran? Nah, couldn't get her to put out. Must be Nadine.)
TVs_Neal:
"Hi, I'm Crispin Hellion Glover. Welcome to my one man show, 'Crazy As A Shithouse Rat.'"
TVs_Neal:
We now return to "My Dinner With Noel Coward."
MSTzilla:
"I'd say let's get shitfaced Harold, but, by the looks of yours, I'd say you've already been there."