aaabbbccc:
I remember when my great aunt actually became part of her bedsheets.
aaabbbccc:
Hey, you've got something on your tie... whap! Gotcha, chump.
Randal_Flagg:
"Here, pull this zipper up higher. I don't want Mola Ram to try to steal your heart from me."
UnReality:
"And them all like, 'Don't call me Lieutenant Dan!' And he's all like, 'My name's Forrest. Forrest Gump.' And I'm like--" "It was just a movie, Gary."
Beedo:
How I LOATHE foreign "art" films!
max_mallon:
Linda decides to do only a half-assed job in burying the deceased bike.
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
"Today a 50 foot Marlene Dietrich appeared over the Mesa National Park in New Mexico..."
Beedo:
.oO{Man, am I glad I killed Miss Daisy and threw her into the swamp!}
MrBoj:
Alfred Hitchcock narrowly missed a credit for his guest appearance
max_mallon:
Wisconsin's attempt at the famous "Running of the Bulls" festival doesn't quite live up to the expectations.
MrBoj:
"Hey Bill, wake-up, we're across the border!"
CaptionFreak:
He's eating that guy's fist!!!
CaptionFreak:
"Whoa, it's a ho! How did she get in here, Steve?" "I don't know, Jimmy! But I want to fuck that fine ass!"
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
Suspenders haven't been this sexy since "The Night Porter"
stareater:
"Not now! My ribcage is still exposed!"
max_mallon:
"Beam down the Deathrow prisoner to the surface of the sun, Scotty." "Yes Sir, Captain!"
Randal_Flagg:
It's nice to see that the Elizabeth Montgomery hairdo is back in style...
stareater:
"If you don't like me as a redhead, I can just squeeze out more Play-Doh hair."