HenryBemis:
Hmmm... How perverse do I want to be tonight...
MrBoj:
"Listen, I can say the Pledge of Allegence myself, I don't need any help."
MSTzilla:
Sure... Unsure. You always want to be sure with Sure antipersperant.
Randal_Flagg:
Well, I see Andy Travis is pleased.
TVs_Neal:
Gary Sinese in "The Vagina Monologues."
TVs_Neal:
"Hey, you were that guy in..." "SHUT UP! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
Randal_Flagg:
"Eye protection is no laughing matter. I lost this eye to a piece of glass the size of a pinhead. ALWAYS wear your safety glasses."
Enapov:
A new crop of muppets arrive...
Enapov:
MOM!!!! *SON!!!* MOM!!! SON... Get yer hand off my ass!
TVs_Neal:
On a quiet night you can hear the screams from the crawlspace.
Enapov:
Well everything is going to be fine, Margaret, if she's pregnant by her cousin, but things won't be so fine if she's pregnant by her brother.
MSTzilla:
Santa goes over his post-appocolyptic list: "naughty, naughty, naughty, naughty..."
HenryBemis:
"Mama! What ever are you doing outside?" "Working on the tan, Dear."
Enapov:
Elvis will you sing me a song? *Sure my darling posessed one. Here's a little ditty called "Hell's a waitin' fer you!"*
MSTzilla:
"uh huh huuuuhhhhh. Thank you vury much. Let's go Percilla."
Randal_Flagg:
"I'm one of the rare people who survived after using The Joker's chemically enhanced beauty aids."
TVs_Neal:
"I love you and all but you're too creepy for my dumb cracker mind, babe."
HenryBemis:
Coitus of the Titans: "May I show you my Hairy Hamlin?"