Saltydog:
WILL SLIDE DOWN STEPS FOR FOOD
Indomitus:
"Well, babe, you remember that comment about if I was the last man on Earth? Well..."
sabcat:
Countless dates end like this.
sabcat:
Stephen King didn't have enough in the budget to afford a real matte painting.
Randal_Flagg:
"Wow! Look at that cockroach eat!"
Saltydog:
"See? Right here. My fortune cookie distinctly says a blow job is in my future."
Steelhawk:
"The store was out of lipstick, so I bought some Crayola Markers. What do you think?"
FreezeGate:
"The ex gets a hoot out of this trick every time."
Saltydog:
Brandine treasured the memory of her first date with Cletus, down to the dump shooting rats. She pressed one under her pillow.
sabcat:
"DANG SMOOCHERS ON MY PROPERTY!!!"
sabcat:
They were right! My mother DOES wear army boots!
Digital_2k:
The Crypt Keeper in his younger years
HenryBemis:
o/~ Ina-gotta-davita, baby! don't ya know that I'm lovin' you-oo...o/~
Steelhawk:
"Devil with a blue dress, blue dress on. Devil with a blue dress on!" Flagg: "Hey, you promised not to tell!"
sabcat:
Mel Gibson in "The Shining"
HenryBemis:
The All New RatGraterŠ "It slices, it dices..."
utalkintome:
This was not a good choice to use for a photo for the dating service
HenryBemis:
Every single moment of every single day.