Randal_Flagg:
They had to build the wall over Dolly Parton.
Generik:
"What did that cab driver MEAN, when I opened my legs, saying 'Ya got anything *smaller*?'"
Digital_2k:
Ahhh! GodZilla! Run... Aahhhh!!!
sabcat:
It's the end of the world and all the parking spaces are STILL all taken! o/ Isn't it ironic, don'tcha think?
Randal_Flagg:
"I hate these damn parking lots. I can NEVER find my car..."
sabcat:
"Boy is my face red, just like everything else here!"
Steelhawk:
Johnny awoke with a start. The nightmare was over, the memory of the rubber clown-suit would be with him forever.
Generik:
"Turning Japanese? I really think so!"
JellyVision:
Ah, I see Prince and his entourage have arrived.
Randal_Flagg:
"Damn! I lost my toothbrush in the tunnel there somewhere." "Well you can't go back after it. That sign says *Do Not Enter*."
SoundGuy4U:
"I've got you now Lucky! Gimme those damn Lucky Charms!"
sabcat:
Only to be run over by the Maitlands from "Beetlejuice."
Steelhawk:
Well, it's nice to know that there'll be an NRA after the apocolypse.
HenryBemis:
Hi, I'm Gary Sinise, I'd like to apologize for Mission to Mars. I should a known it was bad news as soon as Jerry O'Connell appered on the cast list...
sabcat:
"What's in the backpack?" "Beer! Lots and lots of beer, nothing else!"
SoundGuy4U:
Ooh, I see someone's gettin on with Shiva, the four-armed goddess of creation
edeo:
Bond movie intros have gone too far
lithium420:
Sex Farm.com "We even have skunks."