HenryBemis:
"We've infected you with every plague known to man, why won't you just DIE??!!"
shanky:
"Give up?" "I'm not giving up, YOU give up!"
Enapov:
No more probulator... PLEASE!
FryGirl:
Earl steals a souvenir urinal cake from the White House bathroom.
PFGamI:
I thought I could do ballet but my legs would not reach to the bar. My dreams of being a dancer were crushed, and my groin muscle pulled.
JohnSteed:
It's a floating wheelchaired Cyborg biker...
FryGirl:
"Hey buddy, you got any spare change?"
FryGirl:
"Man, those are the lamest Christmas lights I've ever seen!"
Randal_Flagg:
"I ain't scared of no house in Amityville!"
Randal_Flagg:
So I guess the Columbians will stay away from this building, then, huh?
Randal_Flagg:
EXTREME tucking in!
Saltydog:
Pampers Body Bags. Now in adult sizes, too!
Steelhawk:
Take your human body, wrap it in a tortilla shell and bake at 450 degrees for 40 minutes. Enjoy!
Generik:
"This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful... uh... lawn." "CUT!!"
Randal_Flagg:
"Would you look at that? There was a V8 right there the whole time!"
Randal_Flagg:
"Stop looking at my eyes! My breasts are down THERE!"
Randal_Flagg:
"Isn't Yo-Yo-Ma just the dreamiest?"
Indomitus:
He's just a bill... Sittin' on Capital Hill...