JohnSteed:
Billy Bob Thorton in 5 years of marraige to Angelina Jolie...
Enapov:
Found a mutant selling ice cream squares!
abracadaver:
I guess this is what happens when the northern lights get tired of showing off.
Randal_Flagg:
"I think we've just witnessed the birth of a new life form."
Randal_Flagg:
I've seen this trick before. Put the stick on the gas pedal, and everyone will think he's in the car.
MissFantastic:
"Would you kids back there SHUT THE HELL UP?!"
Randal_Flagg:
"You sure are purty, Mister. M.O.O.N. That spells anal sex."
Valshiro:
Terry Bradshaw in: "The Hike That Rocks the Cradle."
Randal_Flagg:
"I should have read the directions on the Viagra package..."
abracadaver:
The mating ritual of the snowplow is a subtle and intricate dance of nature...
claimdude:
...discount snow lifts normally don't live up to expectations.
Dairai:
Welcome to opening day at Riverfront Stadium! Here comes the Reds' pitcher, riding to the mound...
Dairai:
The new army jeeps may be ugly on the highway, but the camoflage sure pays off...
JohnSteed:
Now Dan Akroyd shows up. Could this show get any more confusing?!
sabcat:
Only to be run over by Killdozer.
lizzy_barnard:
Is it time to start eating each other yet?
Randal_Flagg:
Oh, why don't you go play in a snow-covered maze or something!"
screaming_fist:
"I lost White Fang!"