MissFantastic:
Ewwww! You got pinkeye!
Steelhawk:
"Have you been in bed the whole time I was gone? The floor's not vacuumed, the dishes are piled up in the sink..."
screaming_fist:
"C-O-A-C-H, that spells bit part, laws yes!"
easy_street:
Glenda offered Mark her last chocolate moon pie. Mark was too overcome with emotion to accept.
Vicious:
Molly Ringalingadingdong
Randal_Flagg:
Too much novacaine.
TheDiva:
And that, son, is how you cop a feel.
easy_street:
Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus... He goes for a quick feel, she goes for the wallet.
Valshiro:
"But he's such a CUTE little hellspawn! I say we keep him." "Okay, but the worst part is not his alleigance with Satan, but the housebreaking." "Never mind."
easy_street:
Ladies' Wardrobe by Sears Curtains
sabcat:
"Isn't he cute, he's trying to claw somebody's eyes out!"
screaming_fist:
"M-O-O-N, that spells bacon, ruff ruff."
Randal_Flagg:
.oO(Oh, sure, just 'cause I'm a dog they don't ask me if I want to stand, too. I've got four legs! I can "stand" better than ANY of them!)
Link_the_Elf:
"Mom!! My sister... is... choking me..."
Steelhawk:
The ghost of Aunt Jemima haunts this hospital.
sabcat:
NOW they quarantine the place!
JohnSteed:
Meanwhile, the minions of Satan are partying, throwing the bodies of the Faithful all over the Dunes Hotel...
Fairuza:
"Aww, honey, look--our new siamese twins are trying to kill each other! Makes me proud--oh, look, they're writing something. Clean this tank."