jamesbond007:
Dave Matthews in twenty years or so...
screaming_fist:
"You're beginning to look mighty good there, Fido." *Fido licks chops*
JohnSteed:
"But Mr. Depalma, Mars dosen't have a freeway!" "Just shut up and do another take!"
Randal_Flagg:
"M.O.O.N. That spells take hold of my hand, you dumb redneck!"
PoisonFiy:
No Jimmy, don't die on me now. NO!!! WHY???
sabcat:
All Lionel trains instinctively migrate to the Grand Canyon.
Randal_Flagg:
Another of Wiley E. Coyote's ACME purchases gone awry.
HenryBemis:
Man! Did you see the way that glacier just cut him off? They just shouldn't allow geological bodies on the roads these days.
JohnSteed:
a thousand years after Jedi, the Rebellion group turns into an evil empire itself...
PoisonFiy:
You couldn't have run out! My kid needs that pack of pokemon cards!
psychomorph:
"Soylent Green is... P..." *SLAM* *Crunch*
screaming_fist:
"Heal! Jay sus loves you!"
Randal_Flagg:
I see he brought his pet penis with him.
abracadaver:
The bride is wearing a 20-foot train of glowing lace and chiffon.
Vicious:
"I pull my finger in your general direction!"
Randal_Flagg:
The new nuclear powered Screaming Reamer. Only from the Minds of Minolta...
Link_the_Elf:
W.E. Coyotes next plan to bamboozle the roadrunner...
Randal_Flagg:
Freddy Krueger in his lesser burned days.