claimdude:
...some ant bites are worse than others.
Randal_Flagg:
The cannibals are introduced to the flavorful tastes of A1 barbaque sauce.
Randal_Flagg:
"Well, the first lemming jumped. What are we waiting for? Let's go!"
Randal_Flagg:
"Well, Doughboy. I didn't want to do it, but I gotta eat something..."
JohnSteed:
"What the hell am I supposed to do with Staff of Ra thingy again?"
psychomorph:
"Ya know, back in high school, all the other kids said I was a twisted loner. Guess that's still true."
Randal_Flagg:
"All right, Enos! We got them Duke boys now! Kew-kew!"
MissFantastic:
Michael Stipe: Universal Soldier
HenryBemis:
"Mr. President, I'd like to know where the hell are my social security benefits?!!"
Link_the_Elf:
My... teef, my teef, I'm missing my teef!
Erik_Dressel:
"Pull my finger!"
MissFantastic:
Hey, come on you! Pull my finger!
JohnSteed:
Um, poking a prisoner in the belly is more likely to get your pointer broken off rather than have them make the Pillsbury Doughboy noise...
HenryBemis:
"Why don't they ever come visit me in the Home?"
NurseNoir:
"MATTICA! MATTICA!" (Doesn't know whether to yell Matlock or Attica.)
Erik_Dressel:
"O.J. is in there... Are you crazy?"
screaming_fist:
"Pass the power, brother." "It's green."
Erik_Dressel:
"The dog is out of the doghouse." "Huh?" "The chicken has flown the coop." "What?" "SOMEBODY ESCAPED, YOU MORON!!!"