"The Stand Page 25 (2000)"






porpoise:
No thanks, I gave up liver and turds for Lent.


Randal_Flagg:
He picked the place to copulate in front of Skull Rock.


sabcat:
"At this rate, we'll make it to Vegas in only 9 months!"


porpoise:
Larry Hagman spent his midlife, searching for a girl like Jeanie.


Randal_Flagg:
"I had her breast RIGHT HERE, man!"


JohnSteed:
"Put a gun in my mouth and go Pow! That's how I'll get out of this mess!"


JohnSteed:
Best part of working at BlueCo. is that you get extra large PO Boxes!


Vicious:
I had no idea Hall and Oates were siamese twins!


Randal_Flagg:
"Water. A luxury we don't have in hell. We only have FIRE WATER! Ha! Get it?!!"


JohnSteed:
Well, extreme I guess, but he had to get rid of the hockey hair somehow!


sabcat:
Buck teeth? Must be a devil from the south!


Randal_Flagg:
He's got a David Letterman hairstyle.


LongLiveRock:
Paul Shaffer asks Eric Idle to do a favor


Dragonstud:
The frogs will stir up around the afternoon" -wise guy looks into the sky and says pretentious things


Vicious:
"Klatuu, Berada, Rama-Lama-Ding-Dong!"


JohnSteed:
"Hey, I thought the rocky mountains would be a little more Rocky!" "Yeah, that John Denver's fulla sh*t!"


rdogs:
Okay, I spit over the edge of the Grand Canyon. Now I'm going home


JohnSteed:
Boy, did the director know how to send us straight into the action or what?



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