JohnSteed:
Michael Bolton is one of the villains. Why am I not surprised?
LuvBJones:
He skinned Richard Marx, David Coverdale *and* the guy from Fastway for that mullet!
cscott:
"So... You're the devil, eh?" "Yep." "So, How do you like Las Vegas?" "It's alright, I guess."
JohnSteed:
Rowsdower's been on Jenny Craig!
Randal_Flagg:
His acne got a little out of control...
LuvBJones:
"What is it, fella? Do you hear a bunny? Is it a bunny in the grass?"
MissHandlink:
Rehersals for the play 'Cats' gone terribly wrong
Randal_Flagg:
"I really made a mess with that jelly sandwich I'll never bring one of those on a picnic again!"
The_Gray_Zombie:
After being shot seven times and trampled by a herd of cows, Bill starts to go over his list of things to do.
JohnSteed:
So the Fireman and Jed are greater than the two other guys?
Randal_Flagg:
The new My Size Barbie Scooter
The_Gray_Zombie:
"Damn jetski won't work." "Hey, lady, why don't you put it in the water."
Randal_Flagg:
"You a Crip or a Blood?"
JohnSteed:
"All right, you alien bastards! Payback's a b*tch, ain't it?" Oh wait, wrong movie...
sabcat:
"Who's responsible for this?" "Homer Simpson, sir. He's one of your boobs in sector 7G."
Randal_Flagg:
Paramount Pictures: The Early Years.
JohnSteed:
"But, Mr. Depalma, the woman's not wearing a helmet and it looks so much like Utah. Are you SURE the audience will think this is Mars?" "Sure!"
JohnSteed:
Of all the scenes they didn't digitally restore, why this one?!