cscott:
.oO("This plague is a necropheliacs dream come true...")
Vaelyn:
oO I love strawberry jam...
ShugNinx:
Worf's college days?
shanky:
That's MR. Pimp Daddy to YOU!
Randal_Flagg:
Stupid dress! Right in the way!
Generik:
"I feel pretty... oh so pretty... I feel pretty, and witty and gaaaaaay..." "Mark! Are you wearin' my clothes again?"
Link_the_Elf:
My lips are too big, I feel like a clown...
Lopar:
"I am the Gatekeeper. Are you the Keymaster?"
Vaelyn:
Hooker-Gram
psychomorph:
"You were expecting... I suppose, Jack Nicholson?"
screaming_fist:
"The tie's a gift, okay?"
porpoise:
"He says 'frog,' you ribbit."
Randal_Flagg:
"The next audition for the lead of Showgirls is here. Should I send her in?"
Saltydog:
And then, having breakfast in Denny's, Buffalo Bill got a wild idea. A show--a Wild West show--with hookers! In fact, FORGET the Wild West show!
cscott:
And now presenting... The SciFi Channel Logo and female companion...
Randal_Flagg:
He's doing his impression of Bugs Bunny doing his impression of Brun Hilda.
Saltydog:
"Oh, my dear, where DID you get those high heels? They're jutht to DIE for. Come here and sit down and be cozy."
The_Gray_Zombie:
Yea, I have the same problem, every day, some sexy woman comes in and wants to have sex with me...