screaming_fist:
Interior design by Midas Brakes
Randal_Flagg:
How mimes drink coffee.
Saltydog:
"You've got Bette Davis eyes!" "I know." "Uh... and Whoopi Goldberg butt." *sob* "I know!"
psychomorph:
The Midland/Odessa community theater production of... a musical version of... "A Streetcar Named Desire."
Lopar:
...!
Fairuza:
"Honey... I just swallowed one of your fillings... Mmm! Strawberry!"
Vicious:
Games For Blondes: "Guess Who?"
JohnSteed:
The best thing about the armageddon: You're the last man on Earth so you get sex at every moment. Worst: No doctor to prescribe Rogaine
TheDiva:
Please, if you've come down with a civilzation-destroying plague, don't drive.
LuvBJones:
"Um ... Moo? Moo? Anybody?"
TrezKu:
"Pop the Molly Hatchet and let's roll!"
The_Gray_Zombie:
That's right, why stop at a rest area, just open the door and whizz to your hearts content as you drive down the highway.
Saltydog:
"Lemme hep you up, Mr. King. That yore laig over 'air?"
cscott:
That's nice. Not everyone takes the time to greet the captioneers...
JohnSteed:
I don't know, it may just be his fake smile or the sniper behind aiming at my head, but I think he has hostile intentions...
UnknownAssailant:
I have to warn you, sir, that by shooting me, we can't exchange insurance info.
shanky:
"Bang! Bang!"
amycamus:
"Dude. Wake up. The Spice Channel is unscrambled."