Randal_Flagg:
"Well, Viagra isn't working. Maybe we could make a popsicle stick splint?"
edeo:
Ator? Noooooooo
SoundGuy4U:
It's the cover for every single trashy romance novel you'll ever see...
Randal_Flagg:
"I think I got splinters..."
Steelhawk:
After all the participants get drunk on homemade wine, BioDome III is declared a complete failure.
sabcat:
Even after an apocalypse, a few ridiculous looking neighbors will always survive, just like cockroaches and Cher.
GersonK:
"What's that shrunken head of Rob Lowe? More porn? Righty right!"
SoundGuy4U:
Post-apocolypse Russia: people are still waiting in line for bread
GersonK:
"Polish your hinder, sir?"
Randal_Flagg:
"M.O.O.N! That spells *Nice ass, Sailor*!"
sabcat:
Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't you wish everyone did?
Steelhawk:
"And the great part is: if I rape you, how are you going to tell anyone?"
GersonK:
"Watch for the Adam's apple, my friend. Saved me hundreds in wasted escort fees."
Randal_Flagg:
Well, at least now I know why they called it "The Stand."
sabcat:
Michael Keaton is feeling mighty blue!
HenryBemis:
"Get'em Duke, he's here to steal my beautiful bean footage!!"
HRPuffenstuff:
"Hi. We're Hell's Angels." "Oh. You want Vegas." "Thanks." *VROOM*
Steelhawk:
"Time to pair-up to repopulate the species. Should we draw straws?"