Shandi:
"I need Turtle Wax, STAT! The shine on my scalp is getting Dull!"
Shandi:
Hey, when did Christian Slater start doing cheap scifi movies again?
Shandi:
A secret code for the latest in Crystal Meth.
Shandi:
(moment of silence, folks....)
Shandi:
"Do YOU want her to jump?" "NO, she'd still nag us all the way down!"
Shandi:
Suddenly, the railing death took a wrong turn...
Shandi:
"Suddenly this movie just got more interesting - Take It OFF!"