widget:
"My favorite scary movie? Lucille Ball in 'Mame'! Why do ya...hello?"
widget:
"My God! I've been chewing my fingernails! Now a WHOLE HAND's gonna grow inside me!"
widget:
"Y'know...they say that fresh human viscera tastes just like chicken!"
widget:
"Everything I know about mad science and tampering in God's domain, I learned at DeVry!"
widget:
"Well ma'am, I woulda operated on ya sooner, but I didn't have the 'patients'! HA-HAH!!! Gimme another shot o' that anesthetic, nurse..."
widget:
"In other news...an alien leech has entered my inner ear and is sucking out my pineal juice...now on to the lighter side of the news.."
widget:
(y'know what's sad--all this forest is now a wal-mart!)
widget:
Send complaints to... well, you know.
widget:
"Did you know Nostradamus predicted that the world would end in 3 waves? And the first was the cancellation of MST3K?"
Mystic_Cobra:
"Tell me sir, just what do you think TASTIEST part of the human body is? (an old widget joke!... R.I.P. buddy!! we miss ya!)
144b:
To Widget
Annakie7:
Who knows, I think Widget is around here somewhere...kicking the screengrabber, knocking off Shatner's toupee with a "gust of wind", eating the last donut...