Agent_Moldy:
It's all fun and games until someone goes "Mike Tyson"...
suggs:
Ummm, excuse me, but may I have my $2.00 now?
144b:
This is one way to get those access codes from the office computer nerd. Just how far she is planning to go to get the long distance blocks removed from her phone?
DiscoBoy:
Ah yes -- the real reason KINGDINOSAUR wanted to work on a Brinke Stevens movie...
Buffoon:
See? There's a lesson to be learned here Reynard.... If you're a computer geek and you make a ton of money, the lap dances get a LOT more interesting!
questor:
Direct from the third level of hell, Liz Hurley and Matt Damon in "Shaving Ryan's Privates".
Lanzman:
Wally loved it when girls blew in his ear. Unfortunately, Buffy was really good at it and Wally was up to 75 PSI before he realized it.
Steve_Reeves:
Douglas knew he had a shot at Brenda when he found out about her secret Pocket Protector Fetish.
GlitterRock:
A kiss on the lips will get you jewelry. A knee in the groin will get you jewelry, his credit cards and his car keys.
Mr_Grant:
Hey, hey, HEY, Mister!!! Do NOT open until Christmas!
Generik:
"We'll return to 'Good Will Humping the Talented Mrs. Ripley' after these messages..."
HoneyT:
Fat guy: "Ohhhh wow man....that has got to be the best I've ever had--"
Woman: "Oh...oh dear...I'm sorry, I thought you were a hunk of drawn butter...please excuse me."
IllegalityGirl:
Matt Damon's wish of being sucked upon by Mimi Rogers finally comes to fruition.
rickubis:
"So, you're testing my emotional makeup by kissing me and kneeing me in the groin simultaneously; thereby judging my response to both positive and negative reinforcement." "Um, yeah. It's a test. Whatever."
Shandi:
<voiceover> Suddenly the date goes horribly wrong when her braces reared their ugly head and proceeded to shred, dice and julienne his face in "Cuisinarte of Blood"! </voiceover>
Nyssa23:
"Great! It worked! Now to steal his kidneys and fill his bathtub with ice..."
nastinkers:
If you leave your mark on Mark, what are you suppossed to do with Patsy?
Ash_Skywalker:
He may have met misfortune in "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", but as a grown businessman, Augustus Gloop had lots of luck.
Laurie2K:
"Tell your pants it's not polite to point."
Daleman:
"Yes I am a bachelor and yes this is a party, but I really think you have the wrong room Miss."
"Big Mouth" Marc makes another huge mistake.
starkbalmy:
Carrie always did have a thing for security guards and conventioneers...but combining the two just made her go completely CRAZY!!
WEIRD_1:
You got your chocolate all over my peanut butter.
abracadaver:
The worst dare Josie ever accepted happened to be the best dare Mark ever thought up.
malaclypse:
Lips deflated, but heading for a huge bonus this quarter, Patty swears that her collagen treatment was worth every penny.
Matteus:
Wow, normally people just beat him up and give him a wedgie... I guess she actually likes the Bare Naked Ladies!
AAAron333:
To his dismay, Marvin accidently punctures his inflatable date with the slide rule in his pocket protector, and just as he was about to get to second base! "Blast!!!!! I KNEW I should've splurged and gone with the steel-belted model!"
UnReality:
"Oooooh....tell me again how you defeated those nasty orcs in your last D&D; campaign, big boy! That makes me sooooo hot!"