Agent_Moldy:
Cher, Christina Aguilera, and Boy George ARE the new 'Powers Girls' in "Austin Powers: Dr. Yyyyeahhh, Bay-bee!"
Ash_Skywalker:
Pre-Mistress of the Dark days, Elvira hangs out w/ her friends on Party Beach.
suggs:
We promise! Pennzoil will get you laid!
144b:
"But, Davy, we can't all fit in the back seat of your car. HeeeHeee!"
And then Dave jerks out of his daydream to see three cats walking on his car.
Buffoon:
Hood ornaments optional, $1000 per night or 50% of your total assessed value for long term (without pre-nuptial agreement).
Steve_Reeves:
Coming soon to the WB Network, Charlie's Angel's Moms! Saving the world and getting the kids to soccer practice every Saturday night!
Generik:
The action-packed KINGDINOSAUR Las Vegas Shuttle features a number of options and amenities for the discriminating visitor trying to see the town.
Lanzman:
Fahrvegnugen reaches a whole new level.
DiscoBoy:
Manny, Moe and Jack had much more fun post-op....
rickubis:
We're supposed to *drive* it? We're models! Ha ha ha ha ha. Um... so they're not just for lying on?
HoneyT:
First girl: "Say, we're looking for a sucker to screw over. Do you know anyone really stupid?"
Second girl: "Well, you seem to be pretty dumb bait, yourself, mister, so why don't you just hop up on the dashboard?"
Third girl: "Um, wait a sec, guys... I don't think we should be flirting with Leonardo Di Caprio."
Shandi:
Marketing tip #1: Sex Sells. We don't know *what* you'll be selling, but we'll sure notice the sex!
nastinkers:
Since when have Charlie's Angels endorsed VW Bugs?
IllegalityGirl:
"Can we put our breasts away now?"
Nyssa23:
"Nice try girls, but you still can't be Cyberbeast's Angels!"
TurkeyVolGuessingMan:
That is one aggressive Porsche ad campaign!
Laurie2K:
They'll go back to their favourite argument - "My boots are SO much thethier than yours!" just as soon as the shoot is over.
starkbalmy:
Dual carbs, handles nice, smooth on the curves, finely-tuned exhaust, plenty of horsepower... oh, and the car runs well, too.
joe678:
Whether you're lost in the desert looking for Roxy, or on the lam from the Las Vegas police, nothing gets you there faster than the 1964 Porsche 911 coupe! Tura Satana, Haji Cat and Lori Williams optional at extra cost. Your mileage may vary. Do *not* taunt Tura Satana.
WEIRD_1:
I'll buy the car only if it comes with those same 3 options. Do I get to keep them if I sell the car?
Daleman:
"We've finished with the hose, where is the bumper hitch you wanted us to work on?"
Geier:
The forgotten Spice Girls: Cher Spice, Bond Girl Spice, and, of course, Lilly Munster Spice.
MrBungle:
Right about now, that "No Fat Chicks" bumper sticker seems to be paying off.
questor:
Welcome to "Charlie Sheen Quality Used Cars" because not every Breakfast Club refugee gets a gig on West Wing.
nashtbrutusandshort:
Suddenly I have this overpowering urge to wax my car. All night long.