Agent_Moldy:
Lou Pearlman carefully inspects the submitted embryos for quality. Only the absolute dreamiest will be considered for *his* boy groups.
bugwber:
"Wheeeeel! Offf! NIPPPPLLLEEESSSS!"
Nbutlerdidit:
"Let's see ... how do I do this? Sammy just told me to grab 'im another eye ... he didn't say I'd have to CHOOSE one!"
Buffoon:
Proving once again that Philip Glass' music makes life a living Hell for the percussionist.
DiscoBoy:
Florida unveils its new, improved voting machines.
144b:
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suggs:
'Omega-chomatron 32! Omega-chromatron 32!'
'Polarized ion Bingo!'
WEIRD_1:
The Girls Go Crazy When Eugene Introduces The Ronco Brand (TM) G-Spot Detector And Pudding Mixer.
Lanzman:
"Now all's I need is the hamsters and the world will be MINE!!!"
Generik:
"These are not the 'droid testicles you are looking for, Mr. Cronyn."
Steve_Reeves:
Having made a massive fortune in frozen vegetables, the Jolly Green Giant hired top scientists from around the world to perfect his one, true desire... a roll on deodorant that would work on him and him alone.
rickubis:
Although much more inexpensive, the alternate recording format-the "not quite so compact disk" never gained much popularity.
Annakie7:
Marty gapes at the Interocitor longingly, for his God has forsooth the coming of this, the most efficient hand sanitizer ever created, and it is good.
teambanzai:
Titanium Breast implants for the woman that has everything.
Ash_Skywalker:
"Oh c'mon, there *HAS* to be an easier way to juice these pineapples!!!"
HoneyT:
Maxmillian Schell decides to take his own route with atomic power.
Soozcat:
Ah yes, the Elvis 'Do Machine. Fueled by those Big Brass Balls we've all heard so much about.
Laurie2K:
"I'm sure that's enough to get you in the Guinness Book of World Records... even though you did lead me to expect teeth, Mr. Waterpik. Now... just enough time for that interview with your gallbladder."
IllegalityGirl:
Early Glitterociter testing.
Daleman:
...and just by pushing this button you can automatically change to any one of televisions seven channels. We'll make hundreds of dollars. Every man in America will want one!
Shandi:
And now the Amazing Rando will demonstrate his new "Automatic Juggle-0-Matic" machine -- it slices, it dices, it makes Julienne fries!"
Nyssa23:
Early Wack-A-Mole technology was primitive at best.
nastinkers:
He's got nice equipment.
malaclypse:
Early MIDI sequencers.
ArtMystery:
Lots of people are aware of Wernher Von Braun's contribution to rocket science, but very few know about his pioneering work in the rather obscure Wheel of Magic 8-Balls field. "Answer unclear. Spin again later."
Geier:
Fred didn't know what it was, but with settings like "Squiggly," "Slimy," "Crunchy," "Cute," and "Plaid," he wasn't particularly eager to find out.