Agent_Moldy:
Acme employee Molly Banks (seen here) performs endurance tests on the world's largest habitrail.
A spokesman for Acme commented that his company was commissioned by one Sylvester Thecat to build the mechanism. When asked why he wanted such a mammoth contraption, Mr. Thecat exclaimed, "Did you thee the thize of that mousthe?!?!"
Steve_Reeves:
On this week's I Love Lucy, our favorite redhead finds herself part of an illegal cloning experiment with hilarious consequences.
"Oh, Ricky!"
"Oh, Lucy's!"
Buffoon:
A pissed off Judy Robinson decides to go out on her own...
"F*CK Mom, and F*CK Dad, and F*CK Penny and Will, and F*CK Dr. Smith, and F*CK Don, and.... Say!!!! There's an idea!"
144b:
New developments in the culinary arts, with the Food-A-Tron 236, a super, new device that transforms food from solid form into gas, which then can be inhaled instead of eating the food by mouth. The inventor, Dr. J. Alais Horselips, says this will do away with plates and the need for spoons or forks.
bugwber:
Laurie Anderson's first instrument was hand-made using copper wiring from the neighbor's phone line, tubes from her father's Philco TV set, and all the Easy Bake Ovens she could find.
Nbutlerdidit:
BEAVIS: "Hey, Rick Wakeman has really got his figure back since he quit drinking!"
BUTTHEAD: "Yeah, but Anderson, Wakeman, Bruford, Howe still suck, and I really miss the cape, dude."
Daleman:
(circa 1957) As you can see the future holds much promise as to ease the drudgery of ironing for the average housewife.
Jazzsoda:
$5,000 WAS a lot for a prom dress... But one that could debone a dozen weasels in under four seconds? It was a good thing she'd remembered to bring her Sharper Image card today.
Generik:
June Allyson demonstrates the new All-Electric Jell-O Mold at the Pavilion of the Future, Seattle, 1962.
rickubis:
New, from Ronco! Get more dates with the BAYBENHANCER (tm)! Enhance your babe-aliciousness! Only $34.99. Call NOW!
HoneyT:
"The sex and lies behind the young Julia Child's egg-incubation system."
Ash_Skywalker:
The ultimate secretarial desk -- keeps secretaries from running away.
BlakHat1:
Top Secret experiments in the height of the Cold War gave birth to the Atomic Hula Hoop, which not only provided energy but gave scientists and Pentagon officials a chance to stare and drool on America's tax dollar.
Humoriste:
"Carol enjoyed multitasking on her computerized trampoline."
WEIRD_1:
Just when does all this modern equipment actually save me time anyway?
nastinkers:
On the verge of a breakthrough, Sally's work on cold fusion was interrupted by her husband's insistence that she "stop wasting your time and get in the kitchen, you silly bitch."
IllegalityGirl:
The sad reality behind jukeboxes.
starkbalmy:
"Tonight on the Ed Sullivan Show, following Topo Gigio and the East German Plate-Spinners, we have a special appearance by Miss Reina Walsh and Her Fabulous Musical Toasters."
Lanzman:
"A jello mold and a fusion-power generator in the same inexpensive household appliance! Only in America!"
DiscoBoy:
Commodore's 64k douche was an important step forward in feminine hygiene technology.
GlitterRock:
From the 1965 JCPenney Christmas Catalog: "Thanks to the TV's LOST IN SPACE baby playpen, you can make sure dinner's ready for your husband when he gets home from work, and know your baby's safe in the world of TV's space family, the Robinsons!®"
Shandi:
"Eep op ork ah ah! That means I love you!" (For all you Jetsons fans!)
Nyssa23:
"Typewriters can sense when they're about to be replaced, you know."
Geier:
Meanwhile, in her secret laboratory far beneath the well-tended fields of Tara, Scarlett works diligently to develop the nuclear-powered hoop skirt that will drive Rhett MAD with desire...!
questor:
"Anne Heche powers up her dual personality stimulator"