Agent_Moldy:
"Yeah, that's right, I _am_ flipping off your friend with the camera. What of it? And for the last time, no, I am _not_ James Doohan! He's over there! THE 80-YEAR-OLD GUY WITH THE MOTORIZED WHEELCHAIR-CART THINGY, you stup -- Frank, bring me the clown hammer..."
Buffoon:
"I'm not a proctologist, but I played one once...."
suggs:
No, I'm pretty sure that was in episode 35. Frank? Kill me please.
DiscoBoy:
"You think you can take me, Glitterrock? Well go ahead on!"
144b:
So, you claim to be our biggest fan, eh? What do you think, Frank? Frank?! You must forgive Frank. he had a few mixed drinks called Tornados. Where did I leave my cattle prod?
animebabe:
"Pull my finger, Frank."
"I don't thinka so Mama-Jama."
Mr_Grant:
"So you wanna meet with TV's 'Frank', do ya? WELL FORGET IT! Mister 'Frank' meets with no one! Now get lost! *sotto voce* Pissant."
"Say, thanks Trace."
"Oh, no problem Frank."
"How do you get through these conventions anyway? It seems like this one's lasting an eternity."
"You want to know my secret?"
"Secret? Sure!"
"Here it is: I hold this pen in my hand-"
"Like Bob Dole?"
"Well, y- don't interrupt."
"Sorry.
"Anyway, I hold the pen, but I'm really flipping them off the whole time!"
"Clever!"
"Don't you mean... MAD? Ha ha ha ha!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"Mua ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
"OK that's enough. Next please? Hi, who would you like me to make this out to...?"
bugwber:
.oO{He never askes me to pull his finger at home...}
Generik:
Whether he's in a good mood or bad, Trace greets every autograph seeker with the same finger.
questor:
"It was only then that I felt that vague stirring in my loins..."
nastinkers:
We all know what Frank is thinking, right? "PULL my finger!"
rickubis:
Um... there's a plastic surgeon downstairs on the second floor. Get that harelip fixed. Please.
starkbalmy:
Unbeknownst to the poor fan, Trace's secret hand signal lets Frank know that he can not only "push the button," but he can also make "the sound" while Trace jabs repeatedly at the air around him, screaming "Am I bugging you? I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU!!"
Lanzman:
"You mean some celebrities *charge* for their autograph? I need a new agent..."
Steve_Reeves:
"Say, didn't you serve me at Ebbett's Pass Gas a couple of weeks ago? Yeah! You sold me that rotten burrito!"
HoneyT:
"Hey, wanna shoot down some Sci-Fi executives later?"
UnReality:
"So he's NOT Arlo Guthrie?"
IllegalityGirl:
Frank's thinking, "Oh, how I *love* that man!"
Nyssa23:
o/` "Won't the real Frank Conniff please stand up, please stand up..."o/`
abracadaver:
TV's Frank had never found himself aroused by other men, but there was just something about that Belushi fellow that made his naughty bits tingle.
malaclypse:
"No, for the last #$@%! time, inking is NOT coloring in between the lines!!"
joe678:
Trace: "You want my autograph next to Harvey B. Dunn? Yeah, I got yer Harvey B. Dunn right here, donut boy!"
Frank: o0O "Mmmmmm, that's good Placidyl!"O0o
(Harvey B. Dunn partially obscured, napping and dreaming of the halcyon days of The New Zoo Revue)
Shandi:
"Trace, that wasn't the coffee you drank....." "Then what *was* that you gave me?" (silence) "And you still expect an autograph for that joke?"
KindaEvil:
"So let me get this straight: in exchange for my autograph, and Frank's autograph, you'd be willing to buff our cars, replace the quartz in Frank's watch, *and* get us a soda? Sounds good."
Amon:
"No, Michael. I'm Trace Beaulieu. Chevy Chase is three tables that way."
robofreak:
"Look, I don't care what Jason Carter did for you last year Mr. Rock...Frank and I will not pose for a 'MSTie Sammich' picture."