Agent_Moldy:
"I made my birds a birdcage,
I wear it on my head.
They use me as a toilet,
But it keeps them off my bed."
Steve_Reeves:
With the aid of this unedited screengrab, we now see how Curly Howard was able to consistently make the "Woo-woo-woo!" sound...
bugwber:
.oO{Angry clown... I think I could do that.}
144b:
New "Tweet-meant" for Male pattern Baldness. Bird Droppings! Dr. Ozlow Fitzhume of the Clabbord Institute, has discovered a new way for men who comb their hair with a towel. Dr.F. calls his new treatment, Ornitho-fectial falica energy regeneration. O.F.F.E.R, for short.
nastinkers:
It's the only way he can get good reception.
BlakHat1:
Remember the canary in the mineshaft? Fly-By-Nite Industries presents the Keet-O-Meter! Next time the guy in the cubicle next door goes heavy on the chili dogs, your little feathered friends will fall on your desk before methane levels can be registered by the human nose! You'll have enough time to rip the heck out of there before you co-worker -rips- another one! Birdseed and Handi-wipes not included.
teambanzai:
"Hey Frank." "Hey Ted. Still hasn't noticed yet?" "Nope, Al over there thinks we can go at least three floors and this guy won't catch on." "Okay then keep me informed." *kiss* "Will do."
starkbalmy:
Joe's co-workers had funny names for him like "Bird Brain" and "Budgie Boy," but the birds themselves just called him "Shithead."
DiscoBoy:
A bird on the head is worth two presidents named Bush -- which ain't much.
Lanzman:
Despite the claim on the box that "Anyone Can Do It", Irving found his make-your-own-parakeet kit just a bit more than he could handle.
Mr_Grant:
.oO Well, it sure seems weird, but the insurance companies say I have to wear it, so... Oo.
Nyssa23:
"The Bird Hat may have been cumbersome, but Chuck needed it to gather the raw material for his prize-winning guano sculptures."
Generik:
Elmo had just 31 more tiny nuclear devices to implant in his specially-trained finches, and then he'd show the world that space travel *wasn't* just a bird-brained idea!
Geier:
And the BEST part about Ted's amateur veterinarian hobby was that if he accidentally cut through the jugular, he could just reach up and...voila! Another volunteer!
LuvBJones:
"I've already given Feathers his cyanide." "We shall meet on the other side, my love." *gulp*
UnReality:
Sure, training French homing pigeons to confuse his head with the Eiffel Tower *seemed* like a pointless diversion at the time, but then that's what they said about the polio vaccine.
Scypha:
And thus, this is how Dr. Birdbrain got his nickname.
Buffoon:
Not a recommended way to get hair gel.