Agent_Moldy:
The Bollywood remake of Ocean's Eleven was not the success its backers had hoped it would be.
suggs:
The Burning Man they don’t video…
144b:
It's the French version of Hogan's Heroes. With Bridget Bardot as Col. Klink, and as Hogan, Adam Sadler.
questor:
Casting calls for MTV's Real World - Albania
Steve_Reeves:
"Mikhail."
"Yes, Svetlana?"
"Vy iss vooman valking on beach dressed like winter on steppes?"
"Ve are all memberss uff Moscow Chapter uff Polar Bear Club and iss cold ass vitches tit, dear babushka!"
"Don't call me zat in public, pleese."
DiscoBoy:
The Plywood Community Theater players couldn't decide whether to do "Hair" or "Jesus Christ Superstar", so they chose to do both.
Lanzman:
The Speedo Gang eyes a potential new member.
Buffoon:
Apparently, it really DOESN'T pay to advertise!
wd40:
Casting for the remake of Hercules and the Captive Women, took an awkward turn towards inclusion today . . .
Daleman:
Londoners really do enjoy the annual 26 minutes of sunlight.
Generik:
Most of the participants in the Abu Ghraib reunion get-together were having fun reminiscing about old times and torture techniques, but Lynndie England just got drunk, stomped around and wailed about how she'd been "screwed by everybody from the corporals on up!", thus putting a damper on the festivities.
cambria36:
"Never walk alone in San Francisco."
Nyssa23:
"The 2005 'Homeless People Illustrated' swimsuit issue."
ArtMystery:
The outtakes of Sunset Boulevard, featuring Gloria Swanson's Love Slave Line-Up and many other kinky scenes left on the cutting room floor, were legendary among the Hollywood cognoscenti for years.
MessiahBlue:
o/' Up against the wall BROTHER F**KERS o/'
JurassicPork:
What almost cost Alberto Gonzales' confirmation was his idea to use Ruth Gordon at Abu Ghraib.
chilwil:
"I see nuthink... nuTHINK!!!"
starkbalmy:
"'Tventy rubles, same in town, tventy rubles, same in town, tventy rubles...' Ugh! Vhere I'm supposed to find tventy rubles?"
Beedo:
Why send me this image, when I can see this sort of thing every damn day down on the beaches of Torquay all summer?
meQal:
Depends today releases it first in a series of ads promoting its new "Designer Line."
WEIRD_1:
Due to lack of food in the post war Iraq, President Bush announced the new meat market. This market is hoped to make food easier to buy in the new Democratic Country.
Jacksinn:
"Man, if I had a nickel for every one of these people I've slept with... oh wait, I do. Cheap bastards!"
nastinkers:
Auditions for "The Naked Apprentice."
TyranosaurisRex:
"Well, at least this way we know they're not carrying weapons. I think."
Geier:
In this scene from Fellini's "The Ardor Of The Chris," Chris of Nazareth forgives his captors for abusing him in "filthy, vile, unspeakable ways that would almost certainly make a lesser man swoon or at least require a quick shower." While in the foreground Mary Magdalene -- apparently played by Margaret Thatcher -- heads out to attend to... uhm... "attend to affairs of state."
UnReality:
"Hey, lady! Back of the line! Some of us have been waitin' all day ta get crucified!"
Racerex:
Backstage at the Hollywood Bowl, a disgusted Christine McVie walks out on the 2025 Fleetwood Mac reunion tour...