Agent_Moldy:
"Are we there, yeti?"
"No."
"Are we there, yeti?"
"No."
"Are we there, yeti?"
"No."
"Are we there, yeti?"
"No." ...
144b:
In one of his last expeditions, Thor Heyerdahl recreates the possibility of apes surviving the great flood.
Buffoon:
Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter go fishing.... "Liberals are BAAAAAAad!" "Yes they AAAAAAare!" "They hate AmericAAAAAA."
suggs:
Are you sure this was how Gerry and The Pacemakers had envisioned this song?
NurseNoir:
"WOOO! Packers! PACKERS, WOOOOOOO!!!!"
Reynard_T_Fox:
"o/ WE LIKE THE SUUUUUBS!"
Steve_Reeves:
"Woo-woo woo wah-wah?"
"Wooh wooooh wooh!"
"Wooh wooh waaah waah waaaaaaaah!"
"Hahahahahaha!"
questor:
It might have been valentine's day, but they kept gibbon each other the creeps.
DiscoBoy:
Even after all these years, Thor Heyerdahl still has to put up with Kon-Tiki groupies.
Lanzman:
Strangely, an incident from the American Revolutionary War known as the Yeti Crossing the Delaware failed to capture the public imagination as fully as the similar but more famous deed by George Washington.
Daleman:
The Lock Ness Idiots.
Generik:
"Lars, I swear, if you sing 'Michael, Row the Boat Ashore' one more time, I'm gonna brain ya!"
Imac:
"Hearing the legend of 'naked apes' the Yeti set off to prove it."
BlakHat1:
The Finnish Navy -finally- reaches the port of Basra to help the Coalition of the Willing. Better late than never!
ArtMystery:
Christo and his partner debut the prototype of their next installation, "The Abominable Ferry."
Motis:
America's clear mandate for the war in Iraq was demonstrated yet again when the flagship of naval forces representing the Coalition of the Willing entered the Gulf yesterday.
TyranosaurisRex:
<Alien Stooges> "Hey Moe, the boat leaks and it's filling up with water!" "Well don't just sit there, do something, you chowderhead! ...Hey, what are you doing?" "I'm drilling some holes to let the water out! *nyuck nyuck nyuck*"
SilentFilmStar:
Sally thought it was very romantic when Erik proposed an adventurous afternoon boat ride for Valentine's Day, and she dreamed about it for weeks before the big day. However, darling Erik had forgotten to mention the costumes... and the strangely piranha-like fish circling the boat which were apparently supposed to provide the "adventure."
Beedo:
First, they were sitting in the mineral spas. Now those damn Japanese snow monkeys have developed the rudiments of ship-building. Let's wipe 'em out before they develop gunpowder.
starkbalmy:
Combining the pranksterish fun of the Dave Clark 5's "Havin' a Wild Weekend" with the nostalgic sentimentality of Gerry and the Pacemakers' "Ferry 'Cross the Mersey," new British sensation Sasquatch and the Meta-Yeti reveal the photo that will grace the cover of their debut CD, coming soon from EMI.
cambria36:
"Few people realize just how horny Sasquatches get farting around up there in Tibet."
nastinkers:
Goat-man and his sidekick Baaaaaah win the canoe race at the annual PETA summer retreat.
gleeb:
Charon's been much more cheerful since he got an assistant.
chilwil:
Tibetan Fear Factor: Yeti's Gotta Stroke.
WEIRD_1:
Looks like President Bush has another fishing trip planned.
Racerex:
Few people are aware of the fact that Mark Twain adapted "Huckleberry Finn" from and ancient aboriginal folk-tale.
lil_amish:
"G*damned new Olympic Watersport Team Regulations: Dress as your Favorite Native Animal! I don't freakin' BELIEVE this! You think Phelps is gonna dress up as a manatee? Hell no!"
joe678:
Bullhead fishing on Lake Bamf.
Zee:
The Banana Splits in "Cast Away."
Nyssa23:
"Ted V. Mikels presents: 'Attack of the Underwater Badger Men!'"
evetsggod:
Production still from the live-action Far Side movie.
Geier:
In the heady world of today's on-the-go shaman, he who carried the Ancient Staff of Sacred Power gets to be the smiling, cheery buffalo/bear thing, while he who does not... rows.
meQal:
Remember those two hot chicks that you told everyone about you meeting at last call? Well, they want to know if you would like to go boating with them.
JurassicPork:
Sesame Street, another enthusiastic member of the Coalition of the Willing.