Agent_Moldy:
With Johnny 5 technology powering it, this ain't your father's one-man-band!
DiscoBoy:
He got a lot of help with his project, but, sadly, no one wanted to ask the most obvious question: Why would Peyton Manning want to broadcast his collection of PDQ Bach albums to our extraterrestrial overlords?
questor:
Pumat of Yanni, Elton John and John Tesh.
Steve_Reeves:
No matter how hard he tried to get a message from Outer Space, all Brian could find on his contraption was a station in Two Egg, Florida that played "Stairway To Heaven" over and over and over and over...
144b:
Ha, who needs Direct Tv? When I can get up to 30,000 channels with this thing? Ever watched M*A*S*H in Korean? Or Ally McBeal in Swahili? I even got to see Hee-Haw in Verogian. That's a planet in the Crab nebula.
Batqueen:
"No disassemble! Johnny 5 is alive!!"
BlueOnBlack:
...which explains the whereabouts of Johnny Five...and why there'll be no "Short Circuit 3"
Lanzman:
"If ET could do it with an umbrella, a coffee can, and a Speak-n-Spell, I oughtta be on the mothership in ten minutes with THIS baby!"
JurassicPork:
The Steely Dan reunion tour.
Generik:
"Hello, God? It's me, Margaret... and I've got the the biggest damn pair of googly eyes you've ever seen down here. Hello? God? Hello...?"
Shandi:
Wow, the Wall of Keyboards is getting a whole new Look!
Racerex:
So, it's true -- Keith Emerson DID go crazy after his sex change!
Jacksinn:
On display until the end of the year, it's Billy Joel's ego!
Nyssa23:
"Trying to set a world record for the largest Crow replica."
cambria36:
Not realizing he's standing atop a living accordian man-eater with deep, trusting blue eyes, Ron Reagan looks heavenward and thinks to himself, "I wonder what happens if I press THIS button?"
starkbalmy:
With the rapid advance of modern technology, it's getting harder and harder to stay focused on the Good and the Beautiful.
gleeb:
Man, laserium sucks with this new curfew...
Ash_Skywalker:
Johnny 5 is still alive!
chilwil:
"You want Duluth?"
"Yes, I want Duluth!"
"You can't handle Duluth!"
(see, it's where the pic was shot and... oh, never mind)
Motis:
"Dear God, please close your eyes for about half an hour. Amen."
YibbleGuy:
Cover story from the March 1973 issue of Popular Mechanics: "Build Your Own Gaydar!"
ArtMystery:
Karen Finley sports a new look in her latest installation, a performance piece entitled "Sit on My Face, I'm the Piano Man," opening soon on a clandestine rooftop somewhere in SoHo.
nashtbrutusandshort:
"Your new glasses will be ready in moment, Mr. Amazing Colossal Elton John."
JoeCrow:
Using nothing more than household items, Martha Stewart found that a properly amplified tone generator is capable of crumbling prison walls.
Geier:
For a brief period in late 1964, satellite-based underarm drying systems were all the rage. No one really knows why.
Daleman:
"Hey, I can nuke my house from here!"
Buffoon:
Oh, sure, it needed a bit of adjusting, but Duran Duran III was quite sure the portable Orgasmatron would meet with Barbarella's approval.
ABServo:
"Advances in Space Communication Technology are being made possible by the research firm of Emerson, Lake, and Palmer."
WEIRD_1:
Well, how would you take GOD's photo?