Agent_Moldy:
Sadly, the Flapjackrabbit is bordering on extinction. Though they'd like to be 'playas' like other rabbit breeds, most be-yotches won't give them any play, claiming they're "just too sweet..."
DiscoBoy:
It's the rarely seen cousin of the jackalope -- the flapjackalope!
144b:
Didn't you get the memo, Flopsy? This is a casting call for, Cadburry's new Waffler Wabbits. Not, Cadburry's Flap-Jackrabbits? Awww?!
BlueOnBlack:
...just one of the unusual local delicacies Kerry and Edwards encounter on their whistle-stop tour through the Midwest...
Steve_Reeves:
"And just how is a pancake hat supposed to scare off the big, bad wolf?"
questor:
For some bald men, the "hare flap" technique is recommended.
Daleman:
Le Cage Aux Hasenpfeffer
Lanzman:
McDonalds' new breakfast sandwich, while appealing to a certain narrow segment of America, was understandably less popular with the vegetarian crowd.
Generik:
"Watch me pull a hat out of my rabbit!"
buckaroobaby:
It wasn't the IHOP job, but the uniform which Peter found so humiliating.
Janx:
This week on Undercover Bunny, Undercover Bunny masquerades as a pair of piglets and soon finds himself in a real jam.
Shandi:
It sure gives new meaning to the term "IHOP" doesn't it?
Racerex:
NOW we know why they call the place I-HOP!
starkbalmy:
"You must be thinking of my cousin, the Easter Bunny. He's the one with the eggs. What's that? The bacon and hash brown bunnies? Oh. Yeah, they're cousins of mine, too. I have a lot of cousins."
cambria36:
"Positive proof that Aunt Jemima f**ks like a bunny."
lil_amish:
I've heard of "pig in a blanket" but this is ridiculous!
ArtMystery:
Beatrix Potter wrote about Flopsy, Mopsy and Peter, but she neglected to mention the black sheep of the family, Pascual.
nashtbrutusandshort:
When I was a kid, you'd find an International House of the Lepus at practically every exit on the interstate. Kind of like Stuckey's. Now they're all gone. There is such a thing as progress.
JoeCrow:
Much like frogs, pulling their legs off makes them go deaf. I haven't found out what the pancakes do yet.
gleeb:
Though they frown on it, the Orthodox Rabbinate cannot find any scriptural reason not to allow capybaras to convert.
WEIRD_1:
Fluffy is saving the flapjack for later. He just ate Mrs. Butterworth
Nyssa23:
"You don't want to eat me, I'm not Atkins-approved!"
chilwil:
"Allo. Welcome to IHOP... okay, so eet eez not so funny ze joke. May I take your request? I say 'request', because I do not take orders from ze stinking Americans. HA! Now zat joke, eet was ze funny!"
nastinkers:
And this week's "Things that don't belong together" is the Flap-Jack Jack-Rabbit.
joe678:
"Hi! I'm the new spokesbunny for your local IHOP restaurant! See, because I hop... and...."
"CUT! Thank you, NEXT!"
"Oh well, off to the Waffle House..."
JurassicPork:
Previously on FLAPJACK RABBIT...
Ash_Skywalker:
Peter Carbhead.
Laurie2K:
I bet they call him Ihop.
YibbleGuy:
"Why? Because... IHOP!"
Geier:
Hmmm, fascinating. But for the "blueberries" to get IN the pancake, I would have thought he'd have to be on top...?
Buffoon:
Just don't try the raisin pancakes at IHOP.
Jacksinn:
I came, I saw, I-HOP.
Cyberbeast:
"Waitress, there's a hare in my food."
BuckFifty:
You've heard of 'jackalope' right? How's about a 'FLAPjackalope'? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA H....uh? What do you mean 10 other people made the same comment? Wha... aw hell with it. Screw you guys, I'm going home. *thump* *thump* *thump* *slam* *vroom* *screech*