Agent_Moldy:
George Burns stars in
Oh God, You Hot Mama!
Buffoon:
Things went downhill rapidly for J.Z. Knight once she stopped channeling Ramtha, and started channeling George Burns.
questor:
George Burns' final days were sad. Well, except for the $50 he made the last week giving handjobs.
Suggs:
When Queen Mothers go bad!!! On Fox...
144b:
Hi, I'm Marzette. I'm your countenancer here at the Hotel Da La Flopo.
Steve_Reeves:
Conclusive proof that George Burns didn't die, he's fulfilling his lifelong dream of living as a homeless transvestite.
DiscoBoy:
"Twenty cents. Same as in town."
Mr_Grant:
Mrs. Falbo, you're trying to seduce me.
BlueOnBlack:
The winner of this year's Pride Parade 10k celebrates with a smoke...
Daleman:
Hey baby, you (hack, hack, hack, HACK, hack) looking for a good time? Best four bucks you’ll ever spend.
Generik:
Groucho sure had it right when he said "A woman is just a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke."
Racerex:
George Burns really got way too carried away by psychedelia back in the 60's...
JoeCrow:
Originally George Burns was slated to play Olive Oyl in "Popeye The Movie." But for some reason Shelly Duvall was brought in after his first screen test.
evetsggod:
"Miranda Ramsey?"
Mustang:
"Monica... The Golden Years."
Shandi:
When good comedians go bad - George Burns AS Gracie.
ArtMystery:
Cleaning up after the Shriner's Parade is hell on city workers. People leave all sorts of trash in the doorways and the gutters.
TeekieT:
"...today my grandma is sporting the pant/vest combo from the Garanimals--Geraldine Giraffe collection... tomorrow's skort and layered tee/v-neck sweater ensemble will be from the Pamela Panda assortment... HEY YOU!... OVER THERE... YEAH YOU, BE-AHTCH! DON'T BE CAPPIN' ON MY GRANDMA... I'LL KICK YOU AND YOUR MOMMA'S FAT ASS!!!! AND BELIEVE ME SHE'S GOT A LOT OF ASS TO KICK... YYEEIIAA... YOU WANT SOME OF THIS? LET'S GO, SON! G' AND I BOTH HERE WILL LAY YOU FLAT..."
TyranosaurisRex:
George Burns *is* Tootsie.
cambria36:
George Burns is alive and well, living as a transexual in San Francisco.
Ragbot::
"George Burns in... 'Oh God III, The Tranvestism'...."
meQal:
In his final days, George Burns would often claim to be co-opting his body with the spirit of Gracie Allen. Those around him knew that he was actually living out his transvestite fantasies he had since 1932, but no one said anything.
starkbalmy:
PUMAT of Fidel Castro, George Burns and Granny Clampett. "Say buenos noches, Jeeeeed!"
lil_amish:
Sharon Stone gears up for interviews about her role in "Catwoman."
Lanzman:
Janet Reno, having failed to adequately plan for retirement, passes her days by hitting on passing Cuban immigrants for a good cigar from the doorway of a meat-packing plant in Miami.
nastinkers:
At Sunset Village Retirement Community we strive to maintain a realistic community, including a redlight district.
ABServo:
Unfortunately, few know of the J. Edgar Hoover-ish death of George Burns.
Beedo:
George Burns is alive and well and living in the East Village.
Amon:
It has been over fifty years now, but Monica Lewinsky STILL can't give up the cigars!
Ash_Skywalker:
Tobacco companies decide to capitalize on the phenomenon of the dancing old man from Six Flags.
Nyssa23:
"George Burns' last movie, 'Oh God! You Drag Queen!'"
gleeb:
For sins (or virtues) unknown, George Burns is reincarnated as a streetwise prostitute in Cádiz, Andalucia.
chilwil:
At Madame Ovary's it's all about variety. But getting in the door will cost ya.
JurassicPork:
Gracie Allen never realized how much old couples tend to resemble each other.
SilentFilmStar:
"Grandpa never was one to do anything halfway. When it was time for his late-in-life crisis, he immediately took up cigar-smoking, hippie cross-dressing, and sleeping in doorways in San Francisco."
Geier:
After the unfortunate compromising of his "Peter Parker" persona by a more-perceptive-than-expected J. Jonah Jameson, Spider-Man was forced to spend his down-time in the somewhat more outre secret identity of "Greta Pastichiano", compassionate but determined social worker and former lingerie model.
AAAron333:
"The real reason Shaq is leaving the Lakers for Miami... Fine cigars hand rolled on the thighs of HOT Cuban women!"
flavio:
Charlie, gimme an E flat. Ahem.
I'm in love with a gal from the circus
Who pounds nails right up her patoot
She's a doll but it's tough to explain
The bulge in the back of her suit
Say Goodnight Gracie