Agent_Moldy:
Harry didn't quite get the concept of "pig-in-a-blanket".
Buffoon:
If Jeffrey Dahmer had been in charge of John and Yoko's "bed-in."
144b:
D'ho!? Can't these mobsters get an order right? I said a horse's head, nota 150 pound deli platter? Say, is that swiss?
Steve_Reeves:
Jerry Garcia comtemplates the contents of the "Grateful Sandwich"...
questor:
My hammy opens its first Pottery Barn Store.
Tumbler:
A distracted Francis Ford Coppolla, in a press conference from his hotel room, announced that actor Oscar Mayer, will replace the current lead in 'Apocalypse Fish Qatsi 2', which had been shooting on location in NYC.
Reynard_T_Fox:
This is what happens when you cross the Arby's Mafia. And you have a beloved pet cow. A pretty specific setup, but you'd be surprised at how many people wake up to this, and not just in the big beef cities of the Midwest.
Lanzman:
Gene Simmons displays all the skins he's shed since selling his soul to the devil when he started KISS.
tinaw:
"No, I said Italian BEDDING, not Italian breading. Wha -- what the hell can I do with this?!?!?"
Indika:
Monty Smith knew that the Corleone's meant business when he woke up to find the remains of his beloved pig "Sunshine" in his bed.
Generik:
"...and the best part is, she has these huge... tracts of... HAM!"
D_Goza:
"I knew I was plastered last night and I knew she was a pig and I knew when I brought her home we'd be makin' bacon, but... DAMN I'M GOOD!"
Motis:
"So? What's a few pimples? Now get your ass out of bed and get to school!"
JAUSTRALIS:
"Wow! I don't know how he didn't kill her YEARS ago!" - exclaimed a puppeteer on the brutal murder of Ms. Piggy by accused murderer, Kermit the frog.
starkbalmy:
"Oh, quit hamming it up and go to work already, Rosie. They want you on the set in ten minutes."
Shandi:
Mick Fleetwood's little-known fetish: pastrami on Sterns & Foster.
Phibes:
Hmph. Brings "eating in bed" to a whole new level.
Tre traif!
teambanzai:
"And God looked at the pile of ham, raised his hands and said, Let there be Rush Limbaugh, and there was."
JoeCrow:
It wasn't until Jerry Garcia gave up sleeping with liver that the Grateful Dead finally caught on.
Jacksinn:
"This is your brain on drugs and Denny's Grand Slam breakfast. Any questions?"
ArtMystery:
Conducting the Porkestra in Brahms' "Lullaby" tonight will be rocker Mick Fleetwood...
Racerex:
Now this is why you never, EVER let an amateur wizard kiss a sleeping princess...
TyranosaurisRex:
"Thank you Godfather. You truly made me an offer I can't refuse."
Kota:
"Roseanne, I TOLD you lighting farts could be dangerous!"
JurassicPork:
Ralph Nader recalls faulty Steely Dan 5000's. Film @ 11.
Beedo:
And somewhere, a starving child must remain starving because some long-haired, self-indulgent, artsy-fartsy prick thinks a huge pile of luncheon meat makes a statement about the human condition. And people wonder why I'm a proponent of eugenics...
gleeb:
Tired of "fast food"? Come to the world's most relaxed delicatessen...
Ash_Skywalker:
Someone took "pulling the meat out" a little too literally.
AAAron333:
"And best of all it's kosher! No, I'm serious...
swear to G-d!"
Chebby:
"Eureka! Get Mel Brooks on the phone Patty, I've the perfect idea for a bad guy for that new Star Wars spoof he's working on!"
ABServo:
"That'll take care of that ugly dummy!"
chilwil:
Swami Rosenberg commands the pig to heal itself.
meQal:
This is why you should never put Mr. Happy in a Meat Grinder.
WEIRD_1:
To prove to Hagrid that the Hipogriph was really dead, Minister Fudge had him cut into bite sized pieces. Hogwarts students found that the meat made great sandwiches when teamed with thin slices of house elf, cheese, and served on dark rye.
Matteus:
I hate when artists try to have 'a message'.
Cyberbeast:
Wow, who knew Peter Jackson was so kinky.
Geier:
Stan was ecstatic. True, he'd have to deal with the hair. And his mother - whose house he still lived in - would eventually start complaining about the smell of rotting meat. But for the next month or two, at least, his problem was solved. No longer would he have to get up in the middle of the night and stumble blindly toward the kitchen for his midnight snack.
Daleman:
After much debate the South Park creators renamed the episode to ‘Free Hat’.
cambria36:
Rabbi Jacobsen shows off his world famous foreskin collection.
Nyssa23:
"What Lot's second wife turned into."
nastinkers:
Hagrid goes on Atkins.
DiscoBoy:
Acting opposite William Shatner is always a challenge, but doing a bedroom scene with him... that's just plain creepy.