Agent_Moldy:
It was grueling...touch-and-go for a while...but we are now proud to announce that Operation Save Tweety Bird is a complete suc -- *CRUNCH*...
144b:
O~ There is loooovvveeeee. . . .~O
questor:
In an underused photo from his past military service, John Kerry looks for support in the Asian community.
Buffoon:
"Go ahead! Say it, soldier!"
"No sir!"
"Dammit, soldier! I gave you an order! Say it!"
"No sir!"
"It'll be easier on you if you just say it, soldier!"
"Sir, I'll eat this cyanide before I re-up with the army, sir!"
"Fine. We'll just change the regulations so you can't go home until after another tour in Iraq."
"Sir, you're a bastard, sir!"
DiscoBoy:
Tonight on Spike TV -- Extreme Goldfish Swallowing!
Lanzman:
"Give . . . me . . . back . . . that . . . ALTOID!!"
Reynard_T_Fox:
"*snap* 'You enjoy Chinese food'? WHAT KINDA CRAPPY FORTUNE IS THAT?!!"
"The cookie has made monsters of us! And for WHAT?!"
Steve_Reeves:
"My Frito!"
"No, my Frito!"
"No, my Frito!"...
Generik:
Good Guy Charlie always seemed to win his matches in the WWWF -- the Willy Wonka Wrestling Federation -- to the point that some people in the audience began to suspect that maybe they weren't all on the up and up.
JAUSTRALIS:
"With ratings declining, Iron Chef takes on a totally new format."
Jacksinn:
"But I don't want any Spam! I don't like Spam! And I don't liked baked beans, either!!" *glub!*
Shandi:
*guy holding the other back* Let it go, man!
*guy in mud* But it was the last Red Ryder Pump Action Double Barrel Air Rifle!
*first guy* You'll shoot your eye out!
*second guy* No way - it's got a compass in the stock and this thing which tells time, man!
Meldrick:
In poorer Muggle countries, a crude form of Quidditch is played, which ends only when the Seeker on one team sucessfully eats the Snitch.
gleeb:
The battle raged on, but in the end only one would control the pea soup.
ArtMystery:
Lesser known of his works was this performance art piece: "Mapplethorpe's Men: Marines Marauding in the Mud." Revivals are occasionally staged in various exotic locations world-wide with little to no publicity.
Matteus:
They're fighting over the last piece of chicken in a giant curry dish.
Motis:
The funny thing about Hell is that it's actually Heaven for some folks.
amycamus:
"Gimme that damn cornchip, mofo!"
ABServo:
The troops stationed at Fire Island have a little more fun than the others!
chilwil:
In a perverse twist of irony, the hit man killed the contractor's siamese twin.
Racerex:
Dear God, so THIS is the secret ingredient in Heinz Baked Beans!!
starkbalmy:
After it stopped raining chocolate soup, it started raining men. Men in chocolate soup. Nathan Lane knew immediately he'd died and gone to heaven.
Cyberbeast:
Japanese porn just keeps getting weirder and weirder.
cambria36:
U.S. Marine Olympics event #7: Latrine wrestling.
Nyssa23:
"Sports That Won't Make It to the Olympics #104: Greco-Roman Chili Wrestling"
JoeCrow:
NOW WHO'S YA' DADDY?
nastinkers:
Be all that you can be... on toilet duty.
Geier:
Far be it from me to agree with Rush Limbaugh about anything regarding the Abu Ghraib travesty, but I think I HAVE seen this on a porn site somewhere...
AAAron333:
Rare footage of US Army soldiers being trained in the latest methods of fraternity hazing/ detainee treatment in foreign prisons.
JurassicPork:
Or, if you don't want to continue being anally raped, Neo, you can take the *yellow* pill...
Daleman:
"This’ll teach you to cut in front of us on the pizza line at Ozfest!"