Agent_Moldy:
Yep, there's always that one, obsessed fan at the New Delhi Fightin' Gandhis' football games.
Buffoon:
Apparently, Akhbar didn’t get the memo.
tinaw:
If Osama bin Laden and Bootsy Collins mated.
144b:
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?
Batqueen:
"Sir? Yes, you. Excuse me, but I believe you're in the wrong class... this is Buddhism 101."
DiscoBoy:
"Hey! These are great seats! Must be in the front rooooow!"
Steve_Reeves:
Mahatma Sri Maharaja Rajneesh Bowden Singh urges the crowd at a Florida State University Bed-of-Nails Sitting On Competition to do the Tomahawk Chop.
Generik:
"My name is Rantha, and I'm an orangeaholic."
*all* "Hi, Rantha."
cambria36:
"Allah told me to SAVE thousands, but I misunderstood the message."
Lanzman:
"I am down to my last giant pin, but by the grace of Krishna my collection of grown up child actors from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is now complete."
Motis:
It's hard to believe now, but worldwide traffic in human slaves was actually dying out before Blue Man Group became a franchise operation.
ArtMystery:
From all the way across the coliseum, Rajeev spotted the one other person wearing the exact same outfit that he had on, and realized at that moment that he had made a terrible, terrible mistake.
Chebby:
The Ethiopian Marching Band rests due to lack of strength.
questor:
The Middle Eastern version of "Where's Waldo?" seemed surprisingly easy.
Phibes:
Damnit! I was told this was to be a *formal* affair!!!
starkbalmy:
After the keynote speaker, the man with the "Shut up, you!" stick is the most important person at the rally of the Indian version of Promise Keepers.
Shandi:
"Where did I park my brother again?"
flavio:
BEN! BEN! oO Heavens to Ganesha, I knew meeting up with Kingsley at Ghandipalooza was a sketchy idea.
amycamus:
Where's Osama?
WEIRD_1:
Michael Jackson's little boy wrangler, Paco Tarez (shown here in a recent photo) is set to testify next Monday. The Jackson camp is scampering to put a positive spin on what will certainly be damaging testimony.
Tito Jackson could not be reached for comment.
Racerex:
In ancient Egypt, if the crowds didn't applaud loudly enough during the Pharoah's dance recital, the guards would resort to their pain-sticks ...
Ash_Skywalker:
"Perhaps I am overdressed after all..."
chilwil:
"Pork rinds! Get your red hot pork rinds! (...damn. cheap sikhs crowd never buys...)"
AAAron333:
"One minute I'm leading the marching band during the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, and the next I'm here... Awkward indeed..."
Soozcat:
o/` I feel pretty... oh, so pretty... o/`
Janx:
...like Little Red Riding Hood at a Kojak convention.
Matteus:
"Oh, did I over dress for this?"
nastinkers:
Funny, under normal circumstances it would be the bald, naked man that would stand out.
JurassicPork:
Bob Marley in BEING MAHATMA GANDHI.
Jacksinn:
"Okay, people, starting here with this section on my left, let's all do The Wave!! ...People! ...Come on, people! The Wave! The Wave!!"
Blinker:
If you thought Jar Jar was offensive, wait'll you see the new "affirmative action" members of the Jedi Council...
Daleman:
Section 27, row 12, seats 15 and 16. I know I left Sidartha sitting here. Where the hell did he go?
Geier:
"Are those Bugle Boy Jeans you're wearing?"
Reynard_T_Fox:
Cover for Rob Zombie's new album, "Necro-Monk and His Punjab Horde From Hell Yeaaaahh".
JoeCrow:
GREAT... Turner colorized Ravi Shankar's old home movies.
Nyssa23:
"Headdress: 10,000 rupees. Special "Lord Krishna" pimp stick: 40,000 rupees. Being the best-dressed pilgrim at the festival: Priceless."
Forkboy:
"Let's meet at the Bjork concert."
"How will I know you?"
"You'll know me."
gleeb:
Can you spot the extrovert?
screaming_fist:
"All together now! Singh, Singh a song,..."