Agent_Moldy:
Some former child stars grow up and get arrested, some become performance artists. Robbie Rist's parents are so disappointed...
144b:
Meanwhile at the Super Heroes Retirement Home, the Silver Surfer yells out, "Dang it Galaticus? I've got the clicker & I says we're watchin' Matlock!"
Buffoon:
"YO! MIDAS! YOU'RE LOSING YOUR TOUCH!"
questor:
For just $9.95 you can order "Ghandi Gone Wild - Spring Break '04" Get yours today!
BlueOnBlack:
In an effort to "lighten up", Mel Gibson's next film project, "Gandhi-The Musical" goes into production this summer...
DiscoBoy:
Perhaps "Hawaiian Chrome Gandhi" is taking the trend of niche superheroes just a bit too far...
Generik:
I have to admit, I was hoping to win the Gold Gandhi in the Mardi Gras for Peace Marathon, but I'm still pretty happy with the Silver.
Soozcat:
Ah, Silver Surfer, how thou art fallen.
Shandi:
The Tin-Man doesn't seem to be too happy to have gotten lei'd...
Motis:
Thanks to his success as a painter, few people are aware that René Magritte also dabbled in sculpture. Visitors to the town of Châtelet may still see his astonishing piece entitled "Ceci n’est pas une fou vieux hippie salaud", which graces the town square.
Cyberbeast:
"Hey you kids, get off my lawn!"
ArtMystery:
Just as there's a difference between Sean Connery, Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan, not all Bond villains are created equal.
flavio:
Hal Holbrook is the all singing, all dancing, injun peacenik - Mo' Gandhi, in the one man stage performance of ONE HOT GANDHI! now playing at the Schubert theater.
Ash_Skywalker:
The Bionic Man goes postal.
cisco3600:
"Oil can. Oil can! Give me the god-damned oil can, already!"
JoeCrow:
READ MY LIPS ASSHOLE
O.I.L.C.A.N.
WEIRD_1:
Looks like the mud slinging is full speed now over at the "New American Model" contest. Nicole Jasper (shown here) is just the latest victim of a random act of mud slinging.
starkbalmy:
The father of that girl that everyone talks about -- you know, the one that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
cambria36:
"Why Gandhi avoided sun burns."
Racerex:
Hershey's presents the first in their new series of life-sized "Famous Figures of History" Hershey's Kisses.
Matteus:
...meanwhile, at Dhalsim's book signing...
TyranosaurisRex:
PUMAT: The Tin Man. David Letterman. Ian Flemming's little known spy novel bad guy, Silverfinger.
gleeb:
"I AM TUNGSTEN MAN!"
Lanzman:
In his later years, the Silver Surfer became known for his Ghandi impersonations at the Old Superhero's Home.
nastinkers:
As Han Solo aged, princess Leah decided to have him frozen again so she could keep him around, and thaw him out at will.
Nyssa23:
"Gandhi, the Iron Man."
AAAron333:
I was the Silver Surfer dammit! A superhero! I used to be somebody!!! But I didn't listen to them when they told me to use sunscreen and now look at me!!! SPF 40 people! SPF 40!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ragbot:
"Rats- Foiled again!"
porpoise:
Worst. Moonburn. Ever.
Blinker:
The backstage flareup over equal billing at BuddhaMedusaPalooza was settled quickly and decisively.
Geier:
This summer's surprise hit, "RoboMechaGandhi II: The Annihilation" attempts to combine the action-packed fun of "The Matrix" with the spiritual self-fullfilment and cultural relevence of nonviolent sociopolitical reform. Of course, the basic premise is as self-contradictory as torturing people one claimed to be "liberating", but hey, at least the special effects are cool.
JurassicPork:
Dateline: New Dehli. The long-anticipated, officially-commissioned statue of Mahatma Gandhi was unveiled today. It is entitled "Why Did I Think I Could Take a Sh*t? I'm On a F**king Hunger Strike!"
joe678:
Arthur C. Clarke IS Buddy Ebsen as the Tin Woodsman in the Molokai Hot Lava Dinner Theater production of "Yellow Brick Sinsemilla, or Poppies? We don' need no stinkin' poppies!"
chilwil:
Buford Gandhi gets tired of peacing out.
Daleman:
"And lo, the prophet Elijah came down from the mountain and proclaimed that God had spoken to him. And he said, there shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one..."