Agent_Moldy:
The less popular
"Pickle-Me-Sumo".
144b:
Okay, who ordered the big, fat, obnoxious, Grecian salad?
questor:
Worst dieting/fitness trend. "Tanning Cilantro"
Buffoon:
Personally, I'd hoped for something a little more in the makeup for the monsters of his next movie, but Ted Mikels does what he can.
BlueOnBlack:
In a shocking expose, FOX News has uncovered a Beltway think tank project to offset the US Mad Cow profit losses by using Dr. Phil Diet rejects...
animebabe:
(AP) Seattle In an attempt to captitalize on the recent publicity and success of the 'naked woman sushi buffet', Sizzler INC introduced their new salad bar to slightly nauseous members of the press today.
Steve_Reeves:
Broccoli fights didn't have the same comedic appeal as pies in Three Stooges movies as they learned in their film "Voom-voom Vegans".
DiscoBoy:
New on Bravo -- "Vegan Eye for the Carnivore Guy"!
Lanzman:
They were silent as the salad went on. They said nothing as the cool ranch dressing was applied. The croutons didn't stir a single comment. But when the bacon bits hit, Vinny and Irving decided enough was enough, and they rolled off the tables and ran for their lives.
Generik:
After touring the manufacturing facility, Ken swore that he would never, ever buy a jar of Kikkoman Extra Briny pickle chips again in his life.
Shandi:
"Chia Head" taken to extremes here.
evetsggod:
"Tossing salad" takes on a whole new meaning at the new age prison in Sedona.
WEIRD_1:
Forget "Cheeseheads", What you really need to worry about is "Saladheads".
Brought to you by PETPH (People for the Ethical Treatment of Plant Heads).
ArtMystery:
"Couple orders of Sumo Salad to go, please!"
Phibes:
"Do you want Ranch, or Vinigarette?"
cambria36:
"Warning: Cucumber and guacamole beauty facials MAY make twin sisters look like fat Samoans."
gleeb:
The latest rage in Japan, Swamp Thing makeovers!
flavio:
Landscape architect eye for the fat Samoan guy.
JurassicPork:
"We can garnish them, make them tastier, more filling. We have the technology."
AAAron333:
I realize the Atkins Diet says you can eat all the fat you want, but an entire 'fat guy' in your salad completely crosses the line.
starkbalmy:
"Actually, NO, I don't want to see where you put the croutons!"
Motis:
"OK, QUIET ON THE SET! FLUFFERS, GET TO WORK. WE'RE GOING FOR THE DRESSING SHOT, PEOPLE! AAAAAAAAAAAND... ACTION!"
Nyssa23:
"We now return to 'Queer Eye for the Sumo Guy.'"
Matteus:
Yeah you think you're grossed out now but wait until you see where you have to eat your soup from.
Jacksinn:
"I don't care how they do it at Benihana's, I just don't think Fresh Choice should try to 'go Japanese'!"
nastinkers:
Martha Stewart's 101 ways to use cucumber and moss.
Daleman:
The Kim brothers were fanatics regarding their beauty regiment.
Geier:
Please, just don't ask where the croutons and balsamic vinaigrette are. They get...testy...when you do that.
SilentFilmStar:
"As soon as he saw what was behind curtain No. 2, Bob instantly regretted not accepting the brand new washer and dryer."