Agent_Moldy:
"See anything yet, Doc?"
"No, not so f -- MOM?!?!"
suggs:
My keys!
DiscoBoy:
Some people will do anything to avoid having a C-section.
Steve_Reeves:
"How to not be seen, Chapter 25, Not Being Seen Up Somebody's Rectum.
Here we see Mr. Lawford Qualls not being seen. Unfortunately, he has not quite gotten all the way up Mr. Ralston Gatti's rectum and so is still visible."
*KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
questor:
Okay Senator Kerry, I'll vote for you.
Lanzman:
"I found your hamster!!"
144b:
Greg Jolines came to school on a wrestling scholarship. His major is in proctalogy.
Generik:
"Okay, but this is the last time I do the Colossal Colon Tour without a flashlight. And stop calling me 'Asshat'!"
WEIRD_1:
That's strange, The managers agound here usually have their head up their own ass. Must be "Kiss the boss's ass and get a raise" time again.
Shandi:
"Help - I've fallen and I can't get up!"
911 dispatch: Are you having an emergency sir? Is it a heart attack?
"It's an emergency all right - dad's got me in a sleeper hold and won't let go!"
911: Sir, your father is a redneck - that does not meet the criteria for emergency. Don't call again!
ArtMystery:
Fraenkel Gallery featured piece for the week of Jan. 26: The Birth of Hulk Hogan, acrylic on canvas, c. 1953, artist unknown.
Phibes:
"Doctors are reluctant to perform the separation surgery, realizing that it will mean almost certain death to the second siamese twin."
starkbalmy:
"Rectum?! Damn near killed 'im!"
evetsggod:
I always wondered what a proctology/phys ed double-major did in his spare time.
Ash_Skywalker:
I've heard of brown-nosing, but this is ridiculous.
TyranosaurisRex:
This is undoubtedly one reason why so many coaches refer to wrestling as "the toughest six minutes in sports".
Jacksinn:
"Are you sure this is how Katie Couric did it?"
FryGirl:
"Okay, okay, you're right... you DO NOT, in fact, have my sandwich."
Janx:
Only five minutes beforehand, one of these two men was standing on a street corner holding a sign which read: 'Will Wrestle For Gerbils.'
JurassicPork:
"He's got him down and... Oh NO! He's using the Richard Gere gerbil maneuver, his finishing move! It's all over, folks, there's no coming back from that one!"
nastinkers:
In times of great stress, Hal would often regress to childish behavior. But he had never regressed back to the womb before.
chilwil:
Behind by a buttload of points, Rory pushes a Full-Sphincter, hoping for a light at the end of the tunnel.
AAAron333:
"Are you SURE this is the correct way to be milking my prostate?"
Daleman:
Boy in blue: .oO(Funny, he doesn’t look Jewish.)
Geier:
Valiant though the performers' efforts were, all those present agreed that they hadn't quite managed to express the spirit of the first three years of Dubya's Administration in interpretive dance. To do that, one of the performers would have had to get his head up his OWN @ss.
Nyssa23:
"Can I have an epidural? I've changed my mind about natural childbirth."
Beedo:
Corporate attitudes in a nutsack. Er, I mean, nutSHELL.
gleeb:
It's OK, folks, he's a proctologist.
Matteus:
Uh... I was going to ask what you ate but I think I should be asking *who* you ate.
JAUSTRALIS:
"For some reason, Brett became REALLY popular with the guys in the Drama club, the Glee club, the Fashion club..."
cambria36:
At the wrestling finals this year, Ralphie once again won the trophy for "Best Head-Lock".
Buffoon:
"Read the card!"