Agent_Moldy:
Top fashion designers employ models from only the best-known agencies -- Ford, Elite, Ringling Brothers...
Buffoon:
The Weasley Brothers that aren’t mentioned until Harry Potter Book Seven.
questor:
Howard Dean's supporters move on to the New Hampshire primary.
144b:
This Spring's fashions for the land of OZ says Plaids & Tweeds! Here's The Cowardly Lion & mayor of Munchkin City, looking smart & brave in the latset styles from the House of Glenda.
porpoise:
Duncan, until recently, was a follower of the Jedi faith. Now he walks with Jesus.
Lanzman:
Ever since "Lord of the Rings" the demand for hobbits and elves to model the latest fashions has gotten completely out of hand.
Steve_Reeves:
With their careers as Dickens characters over, Martin Chuzzlewit and The Ghost of Christmas Future were able to find success as runway models.
DiscoBoy:
o/~ "We represent the Armani Guild..." o/~
BlueOnBlack:
Vouge's Spring 2004 Outlook raves: "Not since the "Joan Crawford Big Shoulderpads" fad has haute couture been so influenced by film fashion as with those lovable residents of Middle Earth..."
Mr_Grant:
"Color coordinate me, I'm Irish."
Generik:
VH1's "Where Are They Now?" takes a look this week at retired comic book characters Mutt and Jeff, who have spent the past thirty-three years living quietly in a small village just outside of Copenhagen, Denmark.
cambria36:
"Only 2 contestants showed up at London's Elvis and Z.Z. Top look-alike contest this year."
Shandi:
What Gandalf the White and Samwise Gamgee do when they aren't chasing after a bloody-awful ring.
TyranosaurisRex:
Oakridge Boys Duane Allen and William Lee Golden show exactly why real men don't wear plaid.
gleeb:
After a childhood of beatings, redheaded stepchildren will often "act out" to attract attention.
AAAron333:
Next up on 'Queer Eye For the Straight Hobbit' Gandalf the Gay shows Samwise Gamgee that plaid ain't so bad and mutton chops are ALWAYS in style, especially when worn with the Reba McIntyre 'do!
ArtMystery:
In celebrity offspring news, it is being reported that L. C. Leprechaun III, grandson of the original Lucky Charms spokeself, has been seen escorting Bobbie Jo Gibbons, daughter of ZZ Top guitarist Billy Gibbons, to a number of movie premieres and intimate dinners around town.
WEIRD_1:
Insider photos show the glamour of the Chewbacca and Frodo wedding.
chilwil:
Derelicte, baby! That's what I want to hear!
Ash_Skywalker:
The extras from the "Safety Dance" video find a new calling in modeling.
ABServo:
"Danny Bonaduce and Chuck Negron model this year's fashions for the homeless."
Matteus:
French & Saunders now take on Big Fish.
Jacksinn:
Mickey Rooney's getting married AGAIN?!?
Nyssa23:
"Mugatu presents---DERELICTE!"
nastinkers:
Love children of Gimli and Eowyn.
JAUSTRALIS:
"Andre 3000 and Big Boi from Outkast seem to have come down with the rare MJ disorder. No, they don't molest children, they've just turned white."
Janx:
Bilbo Watson and ZZ 'Jesus' Holmes -- catwalk detectives.
Geier:
Frankly, I don't think Kyan OR Carson would approve. (And though less directly involved, Ted, Thom & Jai would probably be shaking their heads in dismay, as well...!)
flavio:
Much like his mentors, Madonna and David Bowie, Rasputin stays relevant within the pop culture sphere by continually re-inventing himself and by surrounding himself with young, hip Lilliputians.
JurassicPork:
Angus Young and the Son of God shake their moneymakers on the runway!
starkbalmy:
"Taking the high road AND the low road, they'll get to Scotland before you can do your little turn on the catwalk in these fabulous outfits from Bombadil's of Middle Earth..."
Daleman:
Irishmen will do damn near anything for a free Guinness.