Agent_Moldy:
o/We all cap in a yellow submarine...o/
*This use of lame, obvious humor in a caption caused a Red Alert to be declared, earlier this week. The declaration resulted in the gathering of several veteran cappers in one location to discuss such important issues as how to educate newbies on the finer points of capping. Furthermore, and perhaps more importantly, the group went on to enlighten its absent members through the use of ink and post cards, and to bring about the destruction of a few beers, as well.
DiscoBoy:
Remember when you could make a PUMAT joke mentioning John Foster Dulles, Bobby Doerr and J. Fred Muggs -- and people would get it?
144Boo!:
Meanwhile at Bladder Control Central. Attention All Sectors! We have a massive build up from kidney #2. We are at Yellow Alert! Repee-ting, we are at Yellow Alert. Bladder Control out!
Mr_Grant:
A yellow control room for yellow journalism. "Fox News: we spin, you find the truth with Google ™"
Lanzman:
"It works!! UrineVision will make me rich beyond the dreams of avarice!!"
Steve_Reeves:
At Urocom, they take urine testing to a new level!
Generik:
"Let's see... 'I'd like to buy the Hulk a Coke, and keep him company.' Hmmm... okay, that's sort of funny, I guess, but this captioning thing will never take off. It's just a fad. And besides, regular people out there will never have enough memory or bandwidth to make it feasible."
Indika:
Bob realized his mistake too late. Pushing the red button had allowed the core to leak, causing a Nuclear URINE Winter.
ArtMystery:
Andres Serrano's "Piss Capper."
suggs:
Computer: 'You walk down the corridor and come to a door. What do you do?'
Malandar the half-elf (aka, Bryan from copier support): 'Hmmmmm, I should check for traps and spells. Hate to have the curse of Zanadar on me again!'
JurassicPork:
It was a lonely, thankless undertaking for Mr. Grant in founding the National Capper Laboratory but someone had to do it.
questor:
"Athletic, SWM, 6'4", 195lbs. Outdoorsy, financially independent in search of single woman, age and build unimportant."
Matchmaker.com crashes later that morning.
rickubis:
That's my Uncle Bob. He's in charge of Quality Control at the plant that manufactures yellow snow.
UnReality:
Well, that's a real jaundiced view of computing.
FryGirl:
"I'm capping Mellow Yellow... quite rightly!"
cambria36:
"Some people get all pissy, when they cap."
starkbalmy:
Generik, hard at work, sending lemon-fresh captions your way since 1996.
Nyssa23:
"Ted Turner colorizes stock footage."
lil_amish_boy:
Here At DeVry...
SilentFilmStar:
"See, kids? I told you. Radiation poisoning can be fun. You always get to glow like this, and you never need a flashlight."
gleeb:
The only answer I can get is "A suffusion of yellow"; damn Douglas Adams fans!
Jacksinn:
"'You will notice that there is no P in our Computer. Please don't-'Hey, wait a minute...!"
joe678:
"Hey, Bob, any luck deciphering those weird transmissions yet?" "Well, so far, I've been able to determine that this world's civilization is based on a couple of guys named Dickens and Fenster, some other guy named Clutch who can only move his lips, and a cartoon rabbit with a bent sword."
AAAron333:
"Houston, we have a problem. We seem to have lost all cyan and magenta out of our color spectrum. I either have the shuttle Atlantis on my screen, or a giant banana."
flavio:
"Dear Cappers, this week's Commune is just pee your pants funny . . . "
(voice from behind) "WILSON!!!!! You've let the vat of synovial fluid boil over and spill into the vat of colostrum!! We're about to be drowned by a tsunami of yucky biological whatchacallit schmertz! SAVE YOURSELF MAN!!!"
Matteus:
He's just entered the 'Room Of Yellow Fog' in the game Zork.
Shandi:
[Singing]o/`normal view, Normal View, NORMAL VIEW, NORMALLL VIEEEWWWWW.....`\o
Chebby:
Aboard Screengrab One, CB hammers away to find DeadlyRinger.
shrillwil:
Suddenly, everyone was calling Pablo Picasso an asshole.
Zee:
"Stryker mentioned you in his sleep again, Dr. Revere. He said you have full lips, whatever that means."
Geier:
1967. Tuesday. In the government's top-secret Lemony Freshness Testing Laboratory, history is being made.
Daleman:
"ERROR 301! MEMORY OVERLOAD! Damn this machine. They swore to me that Pong would run in 64K of ram!"
Buffoon:
Only known picture of Widget capping. (damn, I miss him sometimes!)