Agent_Moldy:
*glug, glug, glug* "Okay then, *hic* now that y'know what'll happen, any of the ressa you wanna *hic* sass me, or c'n I go back ta readin' my newssss-paber in *hic* peace?! Whassat?!?! Thassit..." *click, glug, glug, glug...*
Mr_Grant:
David Letterman is paid in Red Hook.
Lanzman:
*Glug* *Glug* *Glug* *Glug*
"Man, I'm *earning* that decoder ring . . . "
144BOO!:
Dr. J. Ellis Horselipz, of The Hague, The Netherlands, has been trying to break the ten minute pee, since April '67, when Horselipz managed a full urine flow of 8:37, beating the old record held by Sgt. Laszo Kerovick's 7:47 whizz in Milwaukee, WI, a record set on VJ day, 1945. Horselipz believes that drinking bottle beer expands the urine bladder, thereby making it able to hold more urine for more of a sustained pee.
BlueOnBlack:
Norbert handles the results of the CA recall in the only way possible...
questor:
Few realize the after the Starsky and Hutch gig ended, David Soul briefly started a microbrewery. Unfortunately, "Huggy Bear Malt" liquor didn't sell well.
DiscoBoy:
I'm so glad Gray Davis has time for hobbies now.
Steve_Reeves:
Who says the Irish don't know how to do breakfast?
Generik:
You know that old expression, "One's too many, and a hundred's not enough"? Feh. One's never too many.
Indika:
It's like the Portrait of Dorian Gray, the more he drinks the drunker the picture gets!!!
JurassicPork:
Roald Dahl's CHARLIE AND THE GUINNESS BREWERY.
lil_amish_boy:
We now return to "DUBYA: The Early Years"
starkbalmy:
Lars could never figure out why, after the 75th or 76th one, the full flavor of his favorite malt beverage eluded him.
Amon:
"All I have to do is drink 50 more bottles, take all these in for deposit, and I'll be able to afford the concert ticket to the Edgar Winters concert this Friday!"
ArtMystery:
In Europe, the concept of the Coors Original Guy's Night Out just never really caught on like it did in the U.S.
Shandi:
(off-camera Newscaster Voice)"Today in the news there was a mass Schlitz migration, as thousands upon thousands of bottles swept through downtown Milwaukee and into the nearest lake to head to God only knows where; here you see a few of the bottles gasping in terror as one of their brethren are consumed..."
abracadaver:
8276 bottles of beer on the floor, 8276 bottles of beer, I'll pick one up and drink it myself, one bottle of me on the floor.
TeekieT:
oo00OOI'll just sit here quietly... ....read my paper... THE MAN ON THE WALL *WILL* STOP LOOKING AT ME...I'll just sit here silently... ....drink my beer...THE MAN ON THE WALL *WILL* STOP STARING AT ME...THE MAN ON THE WALL *WILL* STOP OGLING ME...THE MAN ON THE WALL *WILL* STOP GLARING AT ME... ...drink my beer...
...drink my beer...
...drink my beer...oo00OO
gleeb:
Dr. Atkins' mortal enemy, who insists on a diet mostly of carbohydrates.
Ash_Skywalker:
Traditional Irish breakfast...
Cyberbeast:
Here we see Schwarzenegger's plan for his first 100 days in office.
Motis:
Next on HBO, go behind the scenes with Robert Downey, Jr. in The Making of "Chaplin".
chilwil:
Probably- no, definitely -the most embarrassing thing about this picture is not that everyone now knows what I do on my Sunday mornings while working the crossword puzzle, but that I still can't find the hidden camera and I now wonder how long it will be before another one reveals that within the bench is where my toilet is concealed.
GlitterRock:
Man... SOMEone sure wants that fifth scroll to Pawtucket Pat's Brewery!
AAAron333:
Rare footage of a then-Governor Bush, getting ready to tackle another day of politics "Texan" style.
Zee:
The Bill W. mock up at Madam Toussaud's.
BlakHat1:
Eric Withersby won the Kris Kristofferson "Hold It!" Award in the Volume of Fluids Held Division.
SilentFilmStar:
{Whispering to self} "All I know is when the sh*t goes down, I'm gonna be prepared... and, of course, after all the beer's gone, there's a gun in the closet."
flavio:
The Ted Danson/Whoopi Goldberg relationship explained.
Nyssa23:
"Just another day for Ernest Hemingway."
Matteus:
Oh my God I think I'm in love!
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Prohibition is the pits, I tell ya. Thank goodness I stocked up on all this IBC Root Beer just before we went dry."
Jacksinn:
After the Zima Revolution, the King of Beers lived out the rest of his days in exile in a small rented flat on an island just off the coast of Malta.
JoeCrow:
9,999,999,999,999,999 bottles of beer on the wall...
evetsggod:
If you broke up with Gene Shalit, you'd feel the same way.
Daleman:
How Quentin Tarantino gets his script ideas.
nastinkers:
o/` "Eleven thousand eight hundred seventy seven bottles of beer on the floor, eleven thousand *buuuuurp* eight... aw shit! Twelve thousand bottles of beer on the floor..." o/`
Beedo:
Frank came back from the hospital with the wrong idea of "liquid diet."
Janx:
Charles Grodin embarks on a selfless quest to, once and for all, find his favorite beer in the whole wide world.
Chebby:
With the tune "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" playing what seemed to be a continous loop in his head, Frank just kept drinking, and drinking, and drinking as the tune continued to play away. Ambulance workers were amazed as they zipped up the body bag. Frank became the only known subject to die from alcohol poisioning with 3.2 beer.