Agent_Moldy:
"Shock me! Spank me! Make me write bad checks!"
Steve_Reeves:
"Mr. Bush? The Doctor will see you now."
144Boo!:
Samuel Becket's lost sequel to, Waiting for Godot. Waiting For Dr. Zaius.
DiscoBoy:
Ceci n'est pas un ape.
BlueOnBlack:
"...track 45 left...center and hold..."
Lanzman:
Remember when you used to climb the highest mountain to find a wise guru who would tell you the secrets of life, the universe, and everything?
Yeah. Kiss that shit goodbye. Now you get a blue midget sasquatch who'll whack off and throw feces at you. If he likes you, he'll give you a coupon for a free small fries at Burger King.
GlitterRock:
*gulp*
"The governor hasn't called yet, has he?"
Buffoon:
...but he still got all the women, because he could lick his own eyebrows.
Generik:
Even with his good shoes and insulated monkey mask on, Jerry grew awfully cold sitting out on the sidewalk in front of the house that blustery November day.
Indika:
"Touch my monkey!!!"
JurassicCorpse:
One of the many blue devils now unemployed in the wake of Zoloft and Prozac...
starkbalmy:
"I dunno. It came flyin' outta Wayne's butt one day, and we just decided to keep it. Party on!"
Chebby:
How the hell did you get a picture of my brother?!?
questor:
Candidates are expected to spend much of today trying to sway the last undecided California voter.
Shandi:
"I know why he's blue: the shoes are too tight!"
FryGirl:
My parents can't figure out what I see in him!
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Cerebus doesn't like doing these nude scenes, but if they're artistically justified, then Cerebus doesn't feel so exploited."
lil_amish_boy:
"Mr. Ashcroft, there's a missing link here to speak with you..."
nastinkers:
Planet of the clinically depressed (and creepy) apes.
Zee:
Hey, it's that lady who comes into the video store every Tuesday when it's two-for-one day and has to have you look up every single video and then you have to go and get the videos for her because she's a fucking MORON and the whole time you're PRAYING for her DEATH, not that I'm BITTER or anything... No, wait, this is more attractive than her. Sorry, my bad. Heh.
ArtMystery:
If EVER someone could use some Hot Monkey Lovin', it's this poor bastard right here.
flavio:
Backstage at a Blue Man Group show, performer Cornelius defends the newly inserted "Poop Fling" part of the act to astonished and thoroughly soiled theater critics.
chilwil:
The BushForRe-election Campaign kicks off with the unveiling of its prototype for Washington's newest monument.
Geier:
All this nasty ol' second-guessing 'n thinking 'n stuff that the 'Merican people were starting to do was beginning to make Dubya's inner monkey-child feel a little blue. <Sigh> Maybe another round of tax cuts for billionaires would cheer him up...
JoeCrow:
There was little in the line of praise for the "Rodney Coleman Waxing his Carrot" sculpture that was unveiled this week at Caesar's Palace
Daleman:
TOUCH MY MONKEY, but please use the gloves for your protection.
Nyssa23:
"Long-forgotten Egyptian deities sit around the old gods' home and talk of what might have been."
jack_routers:
"This is my latest work, a little something I like to call 'Whistler's Mother: Full Frontal'. Wait, come back!"