Agent_Moldy:
David Blaine finally snaps. "For my next trick, this is how urine flows down a clean drain. Now pretend I'm the urine..." *dives in*
Buffoon:
"How do you make this drinking fountain work?"
144b:
Snilloc Naoj from Lorarug 3, sector 39-M, has brought an unknown object to the planet's most popular tv programs, Anitques Roadshow.
BlueOnBlack:
Bravo Network proudly announced the "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" line of home furnishings today...
Lanzman:
Valedictorian, Class of 2003, Sewer Divers of America. The award trophy is also functional.
Steve_Reeves:
Guys, next time you go to "take" a piss, why not try "leaving" a piss instead? The Pee-Pee Fairy will bring you a "Special Gift" if you do!
DiscoBoy:
Awwww.... They make such a cute couple! I'm sure they'll be very happy together.
Daleman:
The new female urinal should help speed along lines at ladies restrooms and the attendant makes the experience much more interesting.
Geier:
Emma Peal's lesser-known sister, Edna, was a house cleaner. But a house cleaner with an indefinably classy, somewhat dangerous, and almost frighteningly capable "edge" about her.
evetsggod:
TOILET FROM THE YEAR 5000!!!
lil_amish_boy:
Bidets From The Year 5000!!!
Shandi:
"This week, on Spelunking for Beginners, we take on the Mini-Me with our dear friend and Professional Spelunker, Mrs. Brown. She specializes in Floating.... we won't go there."
jack_routers:
Many happy marriages come about as a result of the Alien Exchange Program. Here, our own visiting extraterrestrial Marshaw embraces her happy fiancee Fred.
starkbalmy:
In the future, not only will you get more than 10,000 flushes, but the Tidy-Bowl Man will have undergone a sex change and will be known as the Tidy-Bowl Transgendered Spokesmodel.
Ash_Skywalker:
The sh*t-weasels from "Dreamcatcher" go the route of salesperson.
FryGirl:
Beedayah... Goddess of Indoor Plumbing
ArtMystery:
The newest Olympic sport, Marathon Binging and Purging, is dominated in the early goings by the American team, specifically the members from Hollywood and Santa Monica.
JurassicPork:
Miss Piss 2045 was disqualified today when, ironically, she failed the obligatory urine test.
Zee:
Ah, Mummenschanz did that already.
AAAron333:
Yet ANOTHER reason why I will no longer summer in the South of France...their bathroom attendants get WAY too close! You should see what they do when you go to use the Bidet!!!
nastinkers:
Okay lady, don't you think you're a LITTLE overdressed for scrubbing the toilet?
Matteus:
Kate Segall has made a terrible career choice!
Nyssa23:
"Long past her days of television fame, Katey Sagal is reduced to working at the Museum of Television and Radio's 'Futurama' exhibit."
chilwil:
It's the newest fetish fave: dumper diving.
Jacksinn:
Cirque du Soleil presents "Pissoirlapalooza!"
flavio:
A Charles River mermaid appears in the men's room at the Ground Round with the intent to lure weak, doughy, male mortals down into the murky depths of the Boston Harbor with her irresistible charms and her seemingly endless supply of scratch tickets.
Generik:
Worshipping the Porcelain God takes on a whole new meaning once you get the Scientologists involved.
gleeb:
"Sure, but where are the chips?"