Agent_Moldy:
o/Like the salesgirl said, man, ain't that four kicks to the can...o/
144b:
Here is Freda Gardness demonstrating her invention, The Co-Dependance Machine. For those who are trying to give up living in a bad relationship, but needing the physical treatment that they've come to expect from the other partner.
Mr_Grant:
It's good to see Chelsea Clinton has retained her sense of humor.
DiscoBoy:
"It's the least I can do to atone for voting for Bush."
Steve_Reeves:
New from Ron Popeil, the Boot-a-Booty! (Bootys not included.)
Generik:
Ellen was so locked into her mid-20th century mindset that this is what she envisioned when someone told her she needed to "reboot her motherboard."
lil_amish_boy:
Well, ain't THAT a kick in the ass?
Shandi:
I'd hate to see what being ridden out on a rail would look like, after being given the boot....
BlakHat1:
"I call it the Ike Turner 2000!"
starkbalmy:
"Darn it, Edna, I said 'SHOO-IN,' not 'shoe-in'! Don't you understand the difference between... aw, heck, never mind. Keep cranking."
ABServo:
"Finally, Jackson Browne, Ike Turner and Al Green have a tool that will make their lives easier!"
Buffoon:
.oO Damned illiterates! My apron said KISS the cook!
Geier:
Offering up Condoleeza Rice to pay "a horrible, brutal penalty" as the sacrificial lamb for his and his Administration's many calumnies and self-serving schemes did little to satisfy a public growing increasingly resentful of President Dubya.
FryGirl:
Before the packaging process was perfected for "Can-Of-Whoopass".
JurassicPork:
Before the light bulb and phonograph, Thomas Edison's proudest invention was the Wife-Incentivator.
LauraPowers:
Future wives train for the wonders of wedlock in Alabama.
questor:
Aunt Connie's house of S&M; was a little slow catching on.
ArtMystery:
...And yet, it all seemed worth it when she got the bouquet of carnations every Secretary's Day.
gleeb:
Finally, help for the one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest!
Daleman:
Rube Goldberg was a comic genius and one really kinky bastard.
cambria36:
"I like the one with the tongues better."
Chebby:
Bozo's Foreplay Machine.