Agent_Moldy:
Ed was certain the relationship could never work, but even he could not deny that the chemistry between them was electrifying.
suggs:
HUMAN!!! Bring me a Big Mac and your puny planet may be spared...
Buffoon:
The new Dalek-proof safety cage, only in the Neiman-Marcus Christmas catalog.... "Exterminate! Exterminate! Exter... DAMN!"
Steve_Reeves:
Rob Halford and R2D2 practice for their new band, Obi Wan Sucks!
DiscoBoy:
"Party on and be excellent to each other!"
Lanzman:
Despite a rigorous research and design process, generous funding from corporate sponsors, an excellent concept and a clear public need, Irving's groundbreaking new bug zapper failed miserably in the marketplace.
Mr_Grant:
Mrs. Tesla, you're trying to seduce me.
BlueOnBlack:
Sigh - Morford's right: Burning Man is just _too_ mainstream for me, now...guess I'll have to stick to the Governor's race for true bizarre fun...
Daleman:
Despite the obvious drawbacks, the new Bose speakers really kick ass.
Geier:
Deep within the inner recesses of the White House, Dubya relieves the stress by battling some faux WMDs (which, for some unfathomable reason, he had built to vaguely resemble the Daleks). "Bow down to me," he cries, "for I am your lord and master! I will find you, whether or not you exist!!!" ...But even they don't really listen, anymore.
Generik:
"Forgive me Kronos, for I have sinned. It has been six weeks since my last confess-" *ZZZZOT!* "OW!! Damn! Hey, could you at least wait until I tell you what my sins are?"
Nyssa23:
"Meanwhile, deep in the abandoned power plant, the ghost of Nikola Tesla plots his revenge."
Amon:
"EXTERMINATE! EX-TERM-I-NATE!!!"
Shandi:
How Tom Baker eats a Reeses.
Chebby:
Early renditions of The Orgasmatron were somewhat crude, but quite effective.
ArtMystery:
Not to put too fine a point on it, but John here was the only bee in his bonnet, and he found that making a little birdhouse in his soul was a lot more work than he had ever imagined.
Cyberbeast:
"Damn, I gotta get this back to Bill and Ted by five!"
ABServo:
"Jaaaaaaacob's Ladder.... Jaaaaaaaaacob's Lad-- DYAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
Matteus:
Shouldn't that thing have flailing arms and shouldn't it be saying "Danger Will Robinson!"?
Jacksinn:
"By the power of the Giant Hitachi Magic Wand, I command you...!!" *BZZZZZZTTT!!!* "Uh... whoa."
Janx:
Publicity still from the sci-fi blockbuster The Dude Who Became A Budgie.
jack_routers:
Sure, it cost 14 grand for Bob to build a Tesla coil, but a Star Wars geek has to get his jollies in once in a while.
starkbalmy:
"Dude, nothing sucks like an ElectroLux... in a CAGE MATCH TO THE DEATH!!"
144b:
Little known fact. Dr. Victor Frankenstein invented the first tanning booth.
JurassicPork:
Is winter static cling zapping off your extremities? Try new Bounce…!